Pilko

Oh aye, Pardew is spot on when he says he's going to try and help him get less cards. About a third of his bookings are avoidable.

We're looking for french players right? If we got at least two of them we would need at least 8 to 10 more spots to park on :lol:

Tiote getting yellow cards isn't that much of an issue when you consider how good a player he is. Perch and Smith were yellow card magnets and were also absolutely fucking crap.

I watched that one the other week. Ambrose's goal at Bolton is still amazing.

Having sat behind her (at the Bolton game) I can say she really is. She's even ugly from behind ffs. Oh aye, eyeing her up were you? Some bloke kneed her in the back when he was moving along my row to his seat and she turned round and snarled at him she could have bitten off his hand easy.

Having sat behind her (at the Bolton game) I can say she really is. She's even ugly from behind ffs.

If you can't be arsed to do figures then that's areet In Charles N'Zogbia - £9m Stephen Ireland - season's loan (£2m) Cheikh M'Bengue - £6m Sebastian Larsson - free Johan Elmander - free Dedryck Boyata - season's loan (£1m) Dalibor Veselinović - £6m OR Hugo Rodallega - £6m Total spent: £24m Out Nile Ranger - season's loan (Leeds/Boro, £500,000) Sol Campbell - free (Hull) Ryan Donaldson - free (Hartlepool) Jose Enrique - £8m (AC Milan) Tim Krul - season's loan (Norwich, Celtic or Rangers, £500,000) Ryan Taylor - £2m (Wigan) Wayne Routledge - £2m (QPR) James Tavernier - short-term loan Michael Richardson - short-term loan Paul Dummett - short-term loan Phil Airey - short-term loan Total recouped: £13m Net spend (to nearest million): £11m - Be shocked if I even got one of these even a bit right.

I missed the Sugar thing, I'll probably watch it on Tuesday when I'm waiting for the Apprentice to come on.

Every single Premier League team scored this weekend, imagine the odds you'd have got for that.

He was very poor against Birmingham. He had more space than usual and less containment to do after the sending off, and he still failed to stop the cross from Beausejour more often than not. At times he makes no attempt at all to block the cross.

He's an absolutely brilliant centre forward, like. This is the second time he's scored in every single round of the Vase, and he's also scored in every Vase final (4 in 3).

FA Vase winners! 3-2 full time

Whitley win the FA Vase for the third year in a row! Brilliant. 3-2 full time score.

Whitley are 3-2 up (Chow again) in the second minute of added time.

2-2 at Wembley. Coalville have been bossing it, sadly.

Whitley Bay regain the lead, Lee Kerr. 2-1

1-1 at Wembley.

See ya, Carlo.

Coalville have a goal ruled out

whitley bay 1-0 coalville chow scoring in his third successive final

Whitley Bay score! Paul Chow!

Holt will reach roughly double figures imo. He's scored consistently for the last two seasons, that momentum alone should see him bag goals against the poorer 6 or 7 sides in this division.

Really really hope that Reading come up, like. Billy Davies and Forest as a club are both horrible, and the welsh teams are incredibly dull and will go straight back down again, particularly Cardiff who I'd throw money at to finish bottom should they go up.

To be fair, from my Leazes End pew yesterday, Shola and Lovenkrands were getting equal amounts of stick for being totally ineffective.

Thankfully I didn't, couldn't find it in the shop in a hurry. Still picked two losers like: Newcastle, Bolton, Wycombe, Villa and also Lovenkrands FG.