Pilko

"The Toon"

I'd be happy with Paddy Van as an option for the left wing, if I'm honest.

"Really sorry, I mean, who'd have guessed you're a woman with a chest like that? Bloody Andy has bigger tits than you!"

Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Aye but the first two were disallowed because the baby pushed out ahead of the last midwife back.

Oh, the irony.

As if we're supposed to look at Redknapp's tight crotch long-term. It can't be him ffs.

Rodney Marsh got sacked for making a tsunami joke, didn't he?

I think as further punishment, in their next TV appearance, they should both have to wear a woman's outfit and Keys should have his hands waxed... and it's LIVE!

13/8 -1 is a decent price but lately they've made me sweat on -1.

Richardson seems to be scoring at a relatively consistent level for the reserves/youths from what I've seen, seeing as he's a midfielder. Who knows, maybe he could be a ginger Nolan?

I feel at this stage it's only fair to point out to neesy that "says it all" is what 50% of the posts on RTG end with.

Look at how taut that top is in the Kabba one. Canny kite on him.

Uriah loves owt like a circle red card like http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/4999096 http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/design05/images/2010/0922/jasoncroweredcard19971014_275x155.jpg http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07MYa6Q4UV6Tf/610x.jpg http://www.watfordfc.com/javaImages/66/2e/0,,10400~3616358,00.jpg http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/redcardAI_468x651.jpg

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Way to completely ignore the logical evidence I've presented by the way. I hate to get NE5 on your asses but I'd appreciate an explanation - from stretcher to substitute in about six days?

How many players are stretchered off, then are not reported to be injured by manager or press, and sit on the bench the week after?

I don't know where this whole feigning injury theory came from tbh... He kicked the ground, went down and ended up being stretchered off. The ball he let go ended up setting up a WBA goal. Because there was no mention of an injury in the press that week and he was fit to sit on the bench a week later?

Fucking Huddersfield screwed a fair few people yesterday then.

David Jones is a good player, but we don't need another central midfielder.

I hope not, he's looked absolutely terrible. He was terrorised by fucking Shola, for christs sake.

It's reported in the Mirror too, three line article.

Premier League? Those are conference tits love.

I think Holloway probably calculated £48m from his personal valuation of Adam, plus the TV money that they'll miss out on should they sell him and get relegated.

Pulis looks like a right mad cunt in that cap he wears. He looks like he's on day release.

That tackle from Danny Murphy :lol: