Pilko

The top one looks like Phil and Billy Mitchell.

He needs a new pair of boots. He fell over more than fucking Shola.

Had two losing £2 accumulators this weekend but won on a £1 Newcastle or draw + WBA double.

These are a mint set of results.

He was excellent today. Shades Colo for motm purely for the goal.

Great day for the away teams

Agree. Simpson was shit today imo.

Some epic Chelsea clutching at straws by presenting the Southern Reserves trophy, like.

Until his leg just gave up on him randomly . aye true, I meant he didn't seem bothered and it showed in his play.

Get the kid a new contract. He's very impressive, they kicked lumps out of him today and it didn't affect him one bit.

If it was Hughton we'd have seen Smith, Kuqi and Ranger (in that order) from the bench. Glad Pardew gave the young-uns a run out, all of them did very well today.

Krul Dani Alves S.Taylor Lucio A.Cole Iniesta Essien Ferguson LuaLua Messi Sam-eobi

He didn't look fit to me. Didn't seem to want to attack the full backs - the one time he did, R.Taylor almost scored from the cross and it lead to the eventual S.Taylor goal.

Superb!

Brilliant result! Krul 5.5 - huge huge error on the second goal Simpson 5.5 - needs to change his boots and stop backing off Coloccini 8.5 - superb S.Taylor 9 - as above but got the goal Enrique 7 - grew into the game Barton 8 - impressive Ferguson 7 - had lumps kicked out of him but did brilliantly R.Taylor 6.5 - not as bad as feared Gutierrez 7 - great goal... good outlet as usual Lovenkrands 5 - ran about like a blue arsed fly bit did little of note Sh Ameobi 6 - mixed bag, one or two amazing bits of skill to skin players Subs: LuaLua 6 - didn't look fit, one great cross that lead to corner for late goal Ranger 6 - assist Sa Ameobi 6 - one class run, gets marks for basically being an Ameobi

Kazenga isn't match fit though. I think he'd have started if he was.

Yeah, I agree. We should have given him the chance to have a stab at keeping us up that season we went down. I'm quite confident that he'd have managed it.

0-0 at Stamford Bridge is 18/1 with paddy. I reckon that's worth a quid or even a fifty pee.

I absolutely fucking despise DJ Campbell.

Show the other games please. The other games - show them.

If he gets a Holland cap then that's a huge advantage in keeping him here next season.

51/55

http://www.sporcle.com/games/guide/50-appearances-newcastle-united

Bruce needs to batten down the hatches because they got their backsides kicked today.

I think this shows Pardew has learned from the mistake he made when he threw him on at Stevenage.