Pilko

Why doesn't Pardew just move the line? That way he can get people over it quicker and they'll be banging on his door in no time.

http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/fourfourtwoview/archive/2011/05/20/the-premier-league-s-10-greatest-final-day-relegation-dramas.aspx

I'm sure Kevin Blackwell used to get Leeds and Sheff Utd players to do that kind of mad shit?

I think there's a lot of factors that could see him return: Wigan are shit Carver is here again Kinnear isn't here anymore We are in a much better fettle than when we left He knows he'd be a guaranteed starter now Carroll has gone (wasn't there a bust-up between them in training under Kinnear?)

I might click on that link, see what it is about.

I like how the comment says 'Booby Robson'.

I think we can allow him Perch seeing as he was a low fee signing on (presumably) low wages. Even Ferguson, Mourinho, Wenger etc have made dud signings before, it happens to the best.

:lol:

Channel 5 have it.

At a rough estimate, I counted about 12. Nolan vs Villa Carroll vs Wolves Carroll vs Blackburn Carroll vs Man City Ameobi vs Wigan Nolan vs Bolton Best vs Everton Best vs Birmingham Taylor vs Birmingham Taylor vs Chelsea Coloccini vs Wigan Nolan vs Sunderland Ameobi vs Wolves I make it 13, that's quite good.

The meeting would go something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp0RttRojk4

Manish Bhasin what a boring, non-entity of a dullard presenter this man is.

Just watching the Swansea highlights again. Pratley misses free header from 6 yards and then scores from his own half. Nice.

The suggestion of a merger.

Wouldn't be surprised if Cardiff are scrapping at the bottom within 2-3 years. That often happens to teams who lose in the playoffs year after year.

So what if you're "on the verge of being late"? If you have to be at training for 9am and you roll in between 8.55am and 9am, what's the issue? Alright, you might not come across as well as those who turn up over half an hour early or whatever, but there's no problem really, surely?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/05/17/delight-for-sammy-and-shola-ameobi-s-mam-72703-28707653/ :lol:

It's crazy how managers have under used our kids; Hughton was reluctant to use them as much as anybody. I'd have had LuaLua playing last season before we brought Routledge in. I made that point about Hughton but nobody liked it. He played Geremi, Guthrie, Pancrate and then Routledge instead of LuaLua on the right wing.

The willingness to play the kids has only came about because of injuries and possible suspensions, he had the chance to use kids in hte FA Cup and didn't take it. I was pleased with his substitutions against Chelsea but it wasn't all out of choice, I'm sure if it was down to choice then they wouldn't have even been on the bench. Aye, but the number of times in the last 3 or 4 seasons we've had a bench like a crèche and we've simply not made any subs at all. Particularly when half-fit cloggers like Shola and Butt were trundling around the pitch and yet we'd not give the kids even five minutes to show some impetus.

Carlton Cole is fucking rubbish ffs.

Shearer complains about not getting the job, but he didn't really do any himself favours sitting in the studio at West Brom telling everyone how piss poor Coloccini was. The man dropped him after one game for David fucking Edgar.

Parky should get a goal if they fail to win next week.

Flanagan concedes penalty by looking at the referee with his face.

I think Carroll paid off approximately £2.93 of that £35m transfer fee today.

Zamora's finishing :lol: