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If there's one thing he wasn't doing yesterday, it was "holding back the flood".
The second penalty somewhat counters that shitty one at Chelsea in the League Cup given by Dowd. Yes, I know it was the assistant who flagged, but he could have easily overruled him and said no.
He must secretly be a woman as he has no idea how offsides work.
In all seriousness, he's the most gifted forward we have at the moment, sadly. Trying his hardest.