Pilko

Elmander stinks of Viduka - been shite until it's contract renewal/shop window time.

i know That's good then. This.

Matthew frigging Grieve. Why on earth are we persevering with him?

Brian Deane to partner Carroll, then! I get the feeling he prefers signing players already at PL clubs from that list, dunno if that's the impression anyone else got?

Does Pardew tend to sign domestic or foreign-based players? Yes, I know about Tevez and Masch and I'm also aware he likes Mullins, Harewood and Quashie. Is there any sort of list?

Giggs will probably win young player.

As luck would have it... http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1960/relegationometer.gif

Remember that 'Kinnearometer' someone knocked up? Top stuff.

Can't believe you mugs stuck with this instead of Apprentice interview round...

I remember him describing the derby game at the SoL as "thud and blunder from the off".

Roy seemed unusually happy there. Maybe he rubbed the sad away on Saturday?

Given was outstanding in the 1-5 defeat to Liverpool.

That's what I'm trying to say. We'd have ground out enough points from his negative tactics to stay up relatively comfortably.

It's a shame, I always loved watching Wales be shit. Now I'll feel a bit sorry for Speedo if that continues.

I completely disagree with that viewpoint. We'd have stayed up imo, although I still agree with his sacking at the time - before he spent any more mega-money on dross clogger players. He wouldn't have took the club anywhere, other than scratching around the lower reaches of the table. Relegation would not have happened, though.

A championship team will probably take Best. R.Taylor is injured till ~March anyway so if we can sell him, it'll be the summer, and I think a lower PL/Championship team would take him. As for Smith, I'm praying there's some manager out there dense enough to want him.

I think Ashley will probably promise him money on the agreement that £x a week is shifted off the wage bill by the close of the summer window. By this, I mean selling Smith and maybe a few like Best and R.Taylor.

Figures that appeared in the summer we went down suggested that Nolan was on around £45k a week, not sure how true that is, mind.

Sacking Allardyce without having a replacement more-or-less ready is a mental decision. The man is a guarantee that you will not be relegated from this division, disregarding the dire football and often heavy defeats.

I got a fiver on them to go down at 12/1, dunno how the odds have changed now.

He looks like Beardsley.

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Colin Murray's sound, he's just not suited to MOTD. It was Lee Dixon who was being a prized cunt.

Shame that. I'd love us to have someone like Powell - in touch with the modern game and intelligent.

Downes is just a mental cunt. Clues in the title and all that. Powell would be alright, I guess. He'll be very knowledgeable about the game, he's an intelligent guy.