Pilko

Yep. This confirms that despite his obvious talents with a ball at his feet, he has a heart the size of a pea.

Aye, he is in his late sixties.

That's so wrong about his touch btw. First touch is shite - generally when Shola can actually get the ball under control he isn't too bad with it. He was correctly replaced yesterday but nowhere near as bad as some are making out.

Score draw.

When he gets the ball at his feet he shits himself. Awful distribution and for someone so experienced his positioning is fucking dire.

Berbatov Man Utd 11 Carroll Newcastle 10 Tevez Man City 10 Cahill Everton 8 Elmander Bolton 8 Nasri Arsenal 8 Nolan Newcastle 8

Reina is having a shit season.

Sol's played three games since Colo's suspension and looked fucking woeful in two of them. Needs dropping, Colo back please.

Solid again today. Astute buy.

The ref was fucking shite, by the way. Clearly had his mind on Glenda's fanny.

Saha selected again by Moyes. Blatant blowjobbery going on there.

WAHEEEEEEEEEEEY! http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/5743/5743.jpg

I'd have thought Collins would have been. Or Friedel. Weird.

Just been mentioned on motd. Hope he stays, he's keeping me afloat in FF.

....AND CHAOS TWO HAS FLIPPED SIR KILLALOT OUT OF THE ARENA!

West Ham remind me of us under Roeder.

yaya so good

what a goal

nsfw

Great save from Torres.

Campbell was shit at West Brom and just as bad today. Mistake after mistake. Taylor was better than last week, but I'd still bring the Willicini pairing back in.

He was better today, but still not good enough.

Krul 6.5 Simpson 7 Campbell 5 Taylor 6 Enrique 8 Gutierrez 5.5 Tiote 7 Nolan 7 Barton 9 (motm) Carroll 8 Ameobi 6 Subs: Ranger 7.5 Smith n/a Routledge n/a Referee: (Phil Mitchell) - 4

Brilliant impact today, full of running and harried the defenders. If he was a better finisher then it'd be hard not to start him.