Pilko

Just found out he's still here.. But no idea why he's not playing. I have an inkling. It's because he is shit

A word on LuaLua - is he still contracted to Brighton? I was hoping he might come back into our fold towards the end of this season.

Ricardo Fuller looks like a porn star from the 80's, and also about 45 years old. I also happen to believe he's a bit naff.

Or selling Geremi to raise £4m

That would be epic

This puts the likes of Vuckic and Ferguson nearer to the first 18, I see this as good.

Don't think Ireland would go to the mackems. Having to look at that big potato head every day would be a tearjerking reminder of tougher times on the emerald isle.

He's a good player, that's an excellent signing for Watford.

He had a goal cruelly deflected past him in three of those four games.

\o/

That game was shocking for cheating, I seem to remember Parker yelling in Del Horno's face for flinging himself to the floor.

If van Persie starts the game I will be getting on him to score in an Arsenal win: 15/8.

What have people got on the Arsenal game tonight?

down to one fit senior striker.

Clearly they missed him tonight, Carlisle howked them 4-0.

That post was missing "for a club of Liverpool's size" on the end like. It's areet if you're happy with midtable, they shouldn't be though.

Glen Johnson, Paul Konchesky, Stephen Warnock, Fabio Aurelio, Martin Kelly not exactly a great pool of fullbacks, is it?

It's been a bit boring without false hope imo.

It can't be any worse than the stuff in GG's toilet (see chat if you don't understand)

In play dabbling: Next goal Cardiff £1 Hibernian to win (1-0 down at Ayr HT) £1

He was the worst of the bunch at Stevenage, I thought. A thoroughly gutless display.

My dad's mate always used to say that whenever he had to go down the training ground when Souness was manager (he worked for a company that did renovation or something) the players always seemed to just be larking around and it was Saunders standing watching.

I can exclusively reveal the first conversation between Pardew and JC this morning: Pardew: So JC, what do you think of Wayne Routledge? JC: He's shit

SSN reckon Bent's replacement will be Jay Bothroyd