Pilko

It's supposedly "going to hot up soon!"... except they've been saying that since the first frigging week. Deadline day had better be a belter.

Who told you that like? Your meatballs?

I've no idea why Grieve has been kept on, and played in reserve games that more promising players could be featuring in.

I love the little kick Souness mimes on Keys at the end of that video.

500 pages wtf

Yep, fully agree with that.

wasn't questioning you, Dave. A feature of Lord Sugar in The Apprentice is him saying "I have... laid on, two bakeries" or "I have laid on the most wonderful treat for you".

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/alansugarGOFF_450x300.jpg

Backed Ipswich +1 at 7/2 around the 35 minute mark also.

£5 on Blackpool HT, Draw FT as soon as Cathcart made it 1-0.

Losing to the mackems under Kinnear was the most wretched I've felt in ages.

andy gray getting sacked by sky

Alkmaar ranks.

There's time yet.

http://media.web.britannica.com/eb-media/73/81773-004-FB8A5183.jpg Brian Dennehy as Willy Loman http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2008/06/26/grayx.jpg Fat sexist prick

He can get a job at LFCTV and talk about Gerrard all day long, the fat balding bastard.

FUCK YOU ANDY

He was asking whether Gray would like to have sex with her.

Hooray for the return of the midnight window SLAM SHUT! That frantic last hour is always a good laugh.

Beth Tweddle - My mate Danny - Max Branning

I'd much rather have Ferguson as that option, instead of developing another clubs young player any further. I don't get the feeling Pardew will consider him an 'option' though but more as 'cover' because he's just a young lad and that. From what I've seen of Ferguson, he deserves to be considered for a role on the left on merit, like.

"The Toon"

I'd be happy with Paddy Van as an option for the left wing, if I'm honest.

"Really sorry, I mean, who'd have guessed you're a woman with a chest like that? Bloody Andy has bigger tits than you!"

Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Aye but the first two were disallowed because the baby pushed out ahead of the last midwife back.