Pilko

*standard stab joke*

Ebanks-Blake is fucking crap and is probably going to score now.

You're in the winning camp though.

Hope so.

that's kind of what I was getting at, funnily enough.

Aye, none of them are reliable sources. They're about as reliable as your average optimistic Geordie you might meet out and about.

Can totally see a 0-2 win.

Love reading the first few pages of this thread, because it makes me look good. Told you all so! [/prematurecomment]

"Once a woman hits 25 it's all downhill from there: the facts"

One of the comments.

Krul Tavernier Perch Williamson R.Taylor LuaLua Vuckic Donaldson Xisco Ranger Ameobi Subs: Harper, Guthrie, Lovenkrands, Ferguson, Coloccini, Gutierrez, Inman

£1m!? Fuck, we should buy him now for that.

THIS is Skirge tastic: Krul Perch Jeff Henderson Ferguson Tiote Routledge Gutierrez Vuckic Ben Arfa Ranger Raul

I'd have both tbh. Carroll, Lovenkrands, Shola, Xisco, Best and Caicedo... loan out Ranger.

I reckon Krul, Tavernier and Vuckic should start. Maybe Ranger too. Otherwise, I'd rotate but put in the likes of Guthrie if fit, R.Taylor, Ameobi, Xisco and Lovenkrands somewhere. Also think we should include Ferguson and Inman on the bench and get them blooded.

Not to mention the potential to make it permanent as City will probably want to sell, seeing as by this point next season they'll have bought another four strikers for about £150m.

Waddle spent ages saying how shit Routledge was and yet failed to spot that Enrique took the piss out of that Albrighton lad who looked about ten times worse as a result. The man is a fucking idiot.

Caicedo did well enough for City in that Europa league run just before they started mega spending.

Carroll was exceptional in that game and he was only 16/17 at the time.

Sure there's a quote somewhere from the Roeder days (ish) where David Weir came to SJP to play for Everton Reserves against our reserves, Carroll got a brace and pulled Weir round the park, leaving him asking "who the fuck was that?!" after the game.

We won the battle in midfield yesterday, easy.

Just had a vision of him dialling a number to complete the transfer and then keeling over before he can answer, whilst a voice cries "hello? hello! HELLO!" on the end of the phone.

He's black

Caicedo would be good imo.

What the f*** is that!? At least match the syllables to fit the song man. What you on about Lloyd Webber it works! Chei-ke, Ch-Ch, Chieke Ti-ote Shake it, Sh-Sh, Shake it Oh Oh Chei-ke puts mackems on their arses Shake it like a po-la-roid pic-ture Upload an audio file of you singing it. Nah, only a stupid twat would sing alternative lyrics to a song and then have them posted up.