It wasn't that fact he did fuck all else, it's the fact that he failed to even do an impression of a credible footballer aside fro one set-piece and a sitter.
No, Perch may have been badly at fault for the first goal, but he set up our first goal and did at least resemble a footballer vaguely. Ryan Taylor's passing was shocking, it would have been embarrasing if he was wearing a Whitley Bay shirt.
Sky Sports News translation:
"And we are bringing you an exclusive press conference at 2pm"
really means
"And we are bringing you an exclusive empty table from 2pm, until they finally show up at about 2.45pm"
Hughton as well, looking for another mickey mouse right back.
Kinnear used to work there until the PL referees went on a trip away there and he got fired for calling them all cunts.
Reckon we'll have this tied up by the weekend, then Nolan can go and pick him up in his big white van, and get the booze in from the cash and carry while he's there.