Pilko

David James gone to Bristol City on a one-year deal. Hopefully that puts paid to the Harper to Celtic, James to Newcastle and so on alleged carousel.

It is a fact that vuvuzelas are a pain in the arse.

I thought exactly the same earlier when King was on SSN.

Nah, something like that would actually be fun

Eh? You're off the booze, aren't you?

Drinking and the bible don't make sense - Jeezas turned water into wine and there's this christian festival in scotland or something that a guy I know is going to that is called "New Wine" ffs

Llambias is involved though so expect it to be longer than the time period specified.

I thought Simpson.

Man United's goals just been on SSN - Cleverley scored again and it was a really well taken goal.

That needs to be added as a smiley.

Has Sven had a club job yet where he's not had loads of money to spend?

Sol Campbell joins on one-year contract So, anyone care to explain how we've got to "Owen vs Shearer"?

Former Newcastle 'striker' Emre scoring for Fenerbache... so say SSN.

gordon bennett

The fact that Hughton's said 'unlikely' makes me think we're in the hunt along with everyone else. He denies most transfer stories flat out, the fact he's saying very little that is either way conclusive is telling IMO. Still reckon we'll lose out though. The only thing in our favour is that we're seemingly the only English team in for him (the others being Turkish and jorman) and there was a quote from his agent in today's Sun saying he wants to come to England. Time will tell.

Don't think he'll be getting a look in here this season anyway tbf.

I think Hughes was given £60m and told to go in the soft play with all the other simpletons whilst the top brass went off jet-setting around for Kaka, Messi etc. Shit policy really was he just bought loads of third-level players for inflated prices, and they didn't get any top echelon players (I don't consider Robinho to be one fwiw).

He's forgotten to iron his face before they took that photo.

If true, correct decision from Hughton.

Billy Whizz from the beano, now he was fast.

Wonder if he'll hide in the trees like Leon Best did.

Or if you'd said that they both like to take it up the arse.

Earning money as a Rab C Nesbitt tribute act.

Just stuck £100 on us signing Beckford

Yeah Jon, you big arse bandit you.