Pilko

Coloccini-Williamson is an excellent partnership, they've both done terribly well since last January when playing together. Williamson is very harshly judged on here too, everyone wanting to drop him for Sol Campbell every fucking week. He's earned his place in the team, and should only be removed from the team if injured or if he suffers a loss of form.

You can be both ffs. He's a brilliant player, but a twat.

Tell you what, I'll get on the phone to NUFC and ask them to adopt a "TIMID KIDS ONLY" policy for mascots in the future. Fucking hell man.

Bale is a fucking cunt. Every week in the premier league, 2 fucking points for fantasy football, then he gets goals and assists for fun in Europe against frankly better teams. Hope that Wales answer to Donkey Kong gets cock rot, frankly.

Fabregas is injured for Wednesday.

£25m worth of forward line and our two academy product freebies showed them both up.

61 points this week. Second in our league of 26 for October, beaten only by the current leader overall. I sit 14th, not bad seeing as I was bottom after a few weeks.

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/peep_show_s4_ep2_mark_400x251.jpg I'm not a paedo! Either that or I'm an incredibly hard to detect paedo! (No Mark! Move away from the paedo area entirely!)

I'm not even going to make a height joke here. Why did he annoy you?

They'll get a point against Stoke imo.

Go on Dave, only another 56 and a bit minutes of deleting these before Crumpy is TECHNICALLY INCORRECT.

Christ, I've seen neesy rattle out better prose than that.

It's not an uncommon theme for a Manchester United midfielder/forward to show initial promise in reserve games, first team cameos and lower-league loan spells. Fergie then loans them to a PL club for a season where they are proven to be shite and are subsequently moved on to the daft club who fancies forking out for them. Here's hoping the mackems buy another Manchester United duck egg in Welbeck, seeing as they've already got Campbell.

The cameraman in that photo looks like N-O's very own Mick.

Aye, weak as PISS. I thought NOLAN was much better too. NOLAN even bought some of the fans DRINK when he was out on the PISS afterwards like.

Draw tonight would be good.

In what dimension was that volley of his going to nestle in the net?

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He's been on in at least one already.

That miserable bastard was on skunkers last night spouting shite about how beating Sunderland was showing no ambition etc etc. I really can't tell if you're joking. I'm not, he posts on there as Leazesmag and there have been a load of 20 and 30 page arguements with him recently going around and around in circles spouting the same old shit. The bloke is genuinely mental, how do you go about getting someone sectioned just out of interest? Have you seen the Peep Show episode? "That's enough boys. There'll be no more sectioning today, I'm afraid."

He's got the most apologetic natural expression I've ever seen. It's very amusing.

Reminds me of Mr Burns selling the power plant to the Germans, them discovering how fucked it is and selling it back on the cheap. "Ooooh Dekka, I'm so scared! Freddy Shepherd, Freddy Shepherd is after me!" "Haha, you're killing me sir, stop."

That cannot be real.

He looks about 10 years older than he is in those interviews.

Major kick in the balls for the media outlets who invented the rumours and the ones who ran with them too.