Pilko

Mike's custom title should be "would win a hot female picture sourcing contest before you've loaded Google Images".

God damn, Mike. I'd tap that shit.

The goalscorer, number 8, Mike Koren!

:lol:

To be fair, googling "Maradona" and posting it in image tags just meant I could look away from this match for 20 seconds.

Soccer Aid was a better game than this.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01117/diego-maradona_1117482c.jpg

That was the best handball and red card ever. :lol:

"I just felt you could have got a bit more cheese on that. Poor." 'But it's just just cheese Mark.' '.........Poor.' Must be a bastard to play Monopoly with. Shouting "CHANCE!" every ten minutes.

"I just felt you could have got a bit more cheese on that. Poor."

Yep, and me. Other than the chance that he lasered into the keeper's midriff he did everything right, set up the goal and got involved. The only player who even came close was Gerrard and he faded badly in the second half. Rooney, who people are saying will light up the tournament and be better than Messi etc, didn't even have a touch until about the 70th minute. When Rooney is having an off-day, we look such a toothless side.

That is whack! You are a jizz cock.

Veron was shite. It's criminal that Cambiasso wasn't even considered.

Veron man just retire you useless lump.

I like Maradona's beard, it's like Roy Keane's one.

Yobo with a great tackle.

Yakubu is such a fat fucking bastard.

Tango = amazing. Oba on after 53 for the Nigerians.

Oba!

Mad Mick is quite good as a commentator tbf. Better than Burley was on ITV earlier.

Jonas...

ENGLAND vs Yanks ARGENTINA vs Nigeria Serbia vs GHANA GERMANY vs Australia 50p = £5.61 England/USA - first goal direct from a freekick or corner 30p = £5.70 England/USA - King to score in an England win 20p = £3.40 England/USA - England to be winning 2-0 at half time £1 = £7.00 Nilmar top scorer 25p = £10.25 Tevez top scorer 25p = £6.50

Great header!

Honestly, what the fuck does that even mean? It means that we are going to score some goals tonight and there is nothing you can do about it. God damn. That shit's whack! Holy shit.