Pilko

Far as I'm concerned the season's not over what with the WC. Sorry for the confusion.

He made 12 appearances for us last season. (these are in the wrong order fwiw) As a left winger Bolton (a) Aston Villa (a) Chelsea (h) Man City (a) - as a sub Fulham (h) - as a sub As a forward West Brom (a) Boro (h) - as a sub Man United (h) Sunderland (h) - as a sub Arsenal (h) Liverpool (a) Everton (h) Half his games on the left wing? Bollocks. Admittedly I was a little bit off, but 5/12 of his appearances were on the left wing - leaving him with 3 in 7 appearances as a striker, which as I said, isn't too far off a goal every two games. It was pretty much half of his games as a winger.

Last season he played half his games on the left wing where he's ineffective. His actual striking record when you look at the games he played up front is very good, it's probably close to 1 in 2.

That is a terrible first sub goalie you have, total flaw in the whole idea. I'm out.

aye thats more of a haircunt

Please tell me he's getting a haircut soon.

Drogba fractures his elbow in warm-up game according to SSN... the pictures they are showing don't look good.

I'd still rather have him fit than not, like.

Would be ace if they promoted Sammy Lee.

Stephen Warnock jizzing into some uncut cocaine. "Stephen Wankrock"

Why would Birmingham want him, they've just spent £5m on a target man!

Madness. Ilan and Franco are both free, I'd take either, especially Ilan though.

Pleased I gave it a miss now.

Craig Moore in 2006... unless he'd just been released?

Good news.

Walcott really blew it in those two friendlies.

No worries, plenty time yet.

Crouch presenting? That'll be class. There's that Piers Morgan in South Africa thing, dunno when it's on though.

Walcott being left out is the right decision. He showed nowt in those two friendlies, and has been living off that hat-trick in Croatia for too long.

I know a lad who supports Gillingham and he's always moaning about how Charlton cast their net far and wide with the bus service and similar, reckons it knocks their attendances.

Inigo Idiakez was a legendary signing on CM and FM versions gone by. Made of glass mind.

Altrincham did the same in the concference.

Bloody hell, I hope not.