Pilko

Rashford's not even a footballer. Cunt can't pass the ball five yards.

So little movement or zest about this side. Rashford is playing like he's on smack, not sure he's completed a pass yet.

Thought we were gonna get the mackems there, was only about 10 teams left including both us and them. Alright tie tbf.

Never understand how Morata has been passed around top clubs so much like. His goal record everywhere he goes is quality

Argies starting to come to the boil. People will soon forget that Saudi defeat if they keep improving, I'd not be writing them off just yet.

Doesn't matter, our esteemed number 9 spent most of tonight stood behind him anyway so the through ball would have been a waste.

Phil Foden may as well pack it in if he can't get on the pitch in that situation tonight. Sterling and Mount offering absolutely nothing, that lumbering carthorse wandering around shoulder to shoulder with Dec Rice playing first time through balls to space he should be occupying himself, the sarcophagus opening and fucking Henderson coming on. Southgate makes it so hard to enjoy. I've supported him for years but he really does make such a strong case for the detractors by being so horribly negative.

"so very very close" says Matterface. About eight yards wide. Kane must have a nosebleed being that far forwards.

I've had some shite bets in my time but slapping £10 on Kane for top scorer on the basis of free bets for SOTs and goals has to be up there with the worst. I've basically taken 15/2 for a defensive midfielder who takes pens to top score at a tournament. Harry, I know it's unlikely you'll ever read this, but just on the off chance you do, can I just say - you're an absolute cunt when it comes to betting. Fucking useless.

Can't wait until the day when an England XI doesn't automatically feature Mount and Kane by default. Probably have to wait until Southgate gets potted first.

Great to see our esteemed slavering captain taking responsibility for the complete lack of goal threat by operating shoulder to shoulder with Rice in the defensive midfield slot. "Oh but that's how he plays these days..." - it's fucking shite and offers us nothing.

Will try a forward pass or two and we can't be having that.

I'm fairly pro Southgate but the fact he hasn't made a change here yet is fucking unforgivable.

For once if they do their occasional trick of sticking one on during the actual match they'd be doing everyone a favour here.

Garbage half that really. Sterling offers so little, I'd replace him with Foden at HT

Not worried about the septics one iota. Reckon we'll settle for 5 nowt.

Get in. Justice done

Fuck off. That's never a pen in a million years.

Fucking dogshit.

Costa Rica 4+ SOT and 4+ corners 22/1 5 & 5 125/1

Need Glik for the 90/1 card treb.

What odds were the Saudis for this? I'm sure Argies were about 1/9.

Biggest single upset result at a WC ever if they pull this off, surely? N Korea beating Italy maybe. Hilarious though.

I reckon K Moore card will be a good one when he inevitably lumbers on second half.

Deserved that. Wales are dump.