Pilko

Owen's best spell for us was in that slightly withdrawn role behind Viduka and Martins. Looked like the only time the little cunt was arsed. Such a shame we got Viduka when we did, was such a class player in his earlier years and even when he was at Boro. We still got some flashes of it but he was too far past it.

That bit of skill by Bellegarde there was outrageous

Appropriate for his tattoo, and his football team They all suck

That Forest defending you'd be gutted to concede that goal on a Sunday morning.

Not a pen, not a red. Fuck off man

Get in

"Keen to avoid sagas" I think we all are after last summer. Stick a grey wig on Marc Guehi and it was basically a saga holiday.

It looks canny that, always hard to tell properly til you see someone wearing it though. However, the traditional reaction is to strongly state how fucking awful the design mock-up looks, and then get to a place of "ah, it's alright tbf" by late August when we've all seen it in action. Absolutely vile kit, hate it, looks awful imo.

What an absolute treat that was, brilliant game and quite right that neither team lost. Poised nicely for the second leg.

Some unintentional comedy gold from our neighbours here: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/pat-testing.1653917/

This is so much better than the drab shite we got yesterday.

Denzel, that's class. Inter doing a great job so far

That's an absolute shoeperb finish like.

Andy Carroll, Wolves away circa 2010, in the white change shirt. Still may be my favourite NUFC headed goal other than BDB's cup final one.

Timber's fucking crap

The crowd must have forgot to bring their boots along.

I hope PSG absolutely scuttle these.

Because he doesn't watch any of the games. It's basically a list of eleven players who either scored, assisted or kept a clean sheet that week.

Welbeck is a decent-to-good PL striker at least. In years gone by you could make a YouTube video of "versus Newcastle" where the likes of Jason Roberts, Shane Long, Jon Walters and Morten Gamst Pedersen all looked like Pele and Eusebio's long lost illegitimate son.

First the undoubled award, now this. Not sure I can enjoy our trophy-winning & European placed season anymore tbh.

Another howler. Ridiculous VAR red for Evanilson when he slips. Refs deserve all the abuse and shit they get, the standard is an absolute disgrace.

They're desperate to find a red via VAR today aren't they? He clearly slips, ridiculous if they end up awarding this.

One of their furthest away jaunts of the season, he'll have just seen the fuel bill.

If Paddy Dorgu is Exhibit A of what will happen if they give Alsoran money to spend, I hope they open up the combined wealth of Scrooge McDuck's vault and Harry Potter's Gringotts bank account to the fucker.

There'll be a bigger queue for that than the one Bonnie Blue had.