Pilko

Villa red card

Hope we change this at half time rather than "give it 20 mins" same as. We've been alright but it's not really working for us.

Possibly the most laughable piece of AP content since "get gingland match on"

We'll do it, it'll be fine. Cagey but ultimately comfortable 2-0 win.

They'll not get the gifts they've had in the playoffs in the big boy league, the spawny cunts.

Undercover mag, did his job well

Suppose all those empty seats in the lower tier will make the mackems feel a bit more at home. Seats are a bit too red like.

Fatterson isn't reaching that regardless, shit call

Hahahahahaha what a goal

Get in.

Definitely not made of Sugar Puffs cos that's a mag cereal and Lewk is a massive lads fan

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke that injury.

"the Premo" Best way to get to the Premo has to be via Wembo for sure.

Can't believe I'm saying this but I'm on the side of Carragher and Neville here. Banning pundits just because they've been critical of your club at one time or another is absolutely pathetic stuff. If they're being unreasonable and their views on the club are awful, put together a nice terrace humour style chant about them. Remember when our fans were chanting "Savage is a wanker" a few years ago? Much funnier than banning him from the ground.

Saw this on LinkedIn from some sad mackem: What do you know, the whole thing is about Newcastle and based on a Newcastle song sad fucking freaks. Hope they get dicked tomorrow.

Good to see Fergie is still actively cultivating his whiskey nose in his old age.

A ref from years gone by, Kevin Lynch, was on Undr the Cosh a few years ago and basically admitted to doing this deliberately if he awarded a corner and then all the defenders reacted to the point where he'd obviously made a mistake. Said he'd go "watch this" to the defenders and blow for a non existent foul.

Big performance by The Best Midfielder In The Premier League tonight, really cementing his status.

This is absolutely chod

Best midfielder in the league but the sort of contact you get in a netball match has him on his knees.

I'm shure it'll be a shoeperb and shenshational shpectacle for Ally to commentate on.

If Man U conspire to lose this, with Rio on the coverage... you can't buy whacking material as potent as that.

York losing their play-off 0-3 against an Oldham side that finished 23 points behind them, proper shan. Needs to be three up, two automatically from the Connie.

The fucking cheek of him appearing on that specifically named podcast after the last few months

Really hope the links with van Hecke aren't true, he seems to fly up the pitch and lunge in loads, gets turned a lot that way.