Pilko

This is crap. Nae cunt can pass the ball.

Why are the Yanks playing Mick Hucknall up front?

Can't believe Kane didn't even have a shot today the fucking negative twat. Wilson & Pulisic 2+ SOT each 40/1 5+ corners + 5+ SOT per team 44/1 Adams and Ampadu carded 20/1

Kouyate and N.Mendy 33/1

Kane to score a header 8/1 Maguire to score a header 22/1 (if he starts) Going to wait for team news otherwise. Some of Saka, Mount, Bellingham, Sterling and Foden will probably form part of a SOT bet. Betting Village hit a 45/1 card double yesterday too so will likely follow their shouts too

YEAH, let's make a big stance and a huge statement. Equal rights for women and gays and others!!!! Kane on a yeller in the first minute? Tek that rainbow bunting down lads, can't be having that. Carry on Qatar, you do you.

Saw a slip where one fella has the Bale, Kane and VdV all with card for their country in first 10 mins treble, was for about 200-odd grand.

Got it in a bet builder with various other stuff and didn't lump on but Qatar to finish bottom of the group at 4/5 looks like a printer of a price so far.

Can still get 6/4 for over 0 England first half cards on 365.

Betting Village 45/1 shot came in on Ali and Boudiaf within half an hour, £230 flying start to proceedings!

There wasn't an offside

The chatter about bribes etc is the only thing stopping me lumping on Ecuador. They're a hell of a price.

Looking to deploy the PP offer of £10 top goalscorer bet with a free £1 bet per SOT and per goal but don't want to waste it on someone who won't start. Will Lukaku definitely start for the Belgians? Benzema for France? 20/1 and 12/1 respectively. Odds on Kane (15/2) are shite. Halfway tempted with D Nunez 40/1 and as a last resort Neymar 11/1. Any thoughts?

I think he does, like. Although I actually agree with the rest of your post that the punishment shouldn't be over the top for this.

It's very rare for Undr the Cosh to get a current player on, they tend to go for lads who've recently retired who are more likely to speak their minds and spill the beans because they're out of the game. Thought Tripps came across very well in that podcast, seemed to do a lot of growing up at Spurs & then fine tuned his defensive ability at Atleti. He talks about Howe visiting Atleti and learning off Simeone, and a little bit about Atleti's shithousing and attempts to frustrate teams in the bigger games. There's definitely a part played there in what we've seen in recent weeks Lacked the humour of other UTC pods but really insightful and just helped to confirm Tripps as a proper pro and a good guy.

Howe: Improves the squad he's dealt Bruce: Sausage, bean and cheese melt

Lunchtime gigs, they're the worst aren't they?

Reading this thread I reckon in 10-20 years Tripps will be to Howe what Kilcline was to Keegan. Obviously Tripps is far better but in terms of the impact they had, setting the standard, getting everybody together, being the first one into a rank situation etc.

Howe: Cuts the mustard Bruce: Cake and custard

Howe: Clean sheets Bruce: Uber Eats

Howe: Bruno in the middle Bruce: Dinner from the griddle

Howe: Tripps, Bruno, Miggy, Isak Bruce: Chips, Broon Ale, Ciggy, Dhansak

Howe: Leading us to glory Bruce: Knickerbocker glory

Howe: High press Bruce: Egg and cress

Howe: humility Bruce: "What's for me tea?"