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Apparently if you squint at their poppy display today it says NIALL QUINN

There's both teams up with a SOT first half. £95 if they can repeat after the break.

Cheers @bovril- was a bit worried about Forest as their goal has gone down as an og on Livescore and I couldn't see another in the second half...

Madders goal and card 28/1 Both teams 6+ SOT and 6+ corners 40/1 Following players to all have 2+ shots McNeil Gray Daka Tielemans Barnes Maddison 50/1 Also, pretty sure the Sky special I chose - all today's PL teams to have a SOT in both halves is still alive. Can't check but judging by the scorelines I think they have?

Mackems should have been down to 10 men after about 2 mins for a last man foul anyway, justice done for the Welsh lads in the end. Sunlin lewse one of their fowa Yewrupian ties this seysun.

2-0 Alvechurch away at Cheltenham. Good to see Danny Waldron from Line of Duty series 3 back amongst the goals.

Got to be the most entertaining set of 3pm games in a hell of a while.

Did goal in both halves of the 14 8pm kickoffs... It's ran through to second half. Just shy of a grand off £2.50 stake if it repeats the trick..

I was waiting on the same except at a lower price minus the two earlies. Can't buy a fucking win the last few weeks.

Also - this poor fucker made 5 senior appearances under Bruce last season and faced 8 penalties it's a wonder he's keeping clean sheets for Preston and not sat in a dark corner somewhere rocking back and forth.

Another player who would probably have never been good enough for the new NUFC but who is almost definitely not as crap as he was made to look when hung out to dry by Nana Bruce behind a back line filled with divvies who don't darken our pitch any more. Glad to see he's rebuilding his once good reputation and hope he makes it as a PL keeper one day.

Knocked us out the cup, forcing us to see endless replays of THAT goal every year and also launched Motty's career in the process... Cheers Ronnie

RIP (Of course, he'll never truly be gone, because the BBC insist on playing footage of his goal against us within 15 seconds of opening their FA Cup third round coverage every sodding year)

There's the Chancellor

Rotten day that was. We'd just lost 4-3 at Old Trafford in the dying seconds days earlier and they had a full week to prepare and it showed. Memories include "NO MOAR GOALS!!!", Demba's last couple in our shirt, Simpson's pathetic throw-in for one of their goals, Tiote's worst showing in black and white & Pardew selecting Streete as a sub to try and ram home his lack of squad depth. Minging.

4 Arsenal goals and Jesus musters a single assist from the lot. Honestly, I hate him

All over the Cook card at 5/1. Will be doing Worrall in play if he comes on too. Kouyate and Xhaka 2+ SOT 154/1 is my longshot for this - both love a pop from distance and have good form for SOTs lately. Saka to score and be carded 26/1 also

BDB. You can tell he's absolutely loving every minute of it as a local lad and he's a hell of a better player than I thought (and I thought he was good tbf).

Not sure if it's just me but I find Jesse Marsch really affable and canny despite him being a corny yank, can't help but like the fella when he's interviewed. May just be cos he's pulled Klopp's pants down, I'd be saying the same about anyone.

In play Lady Godiva on Leeds somewhat salvaged a relatively poor day. Got 9/1 but wish I'd waited a bit longer.

Liverpool, fucking brilliant. Ha ha ha ha ha

Nick Pope could have taken a library book out on the field today.

I'm not so sure, if we look like we're in the mix for top four they might decide to spend that extra little bit to fast-track signings and cement it.

Surely he gets October player of the month? He's been phenomenal. What a goals reel he's put together this season already btw.

Literally the only time this season we've failed to stack the corners at home fucks sake man.