Pilko

"He didn't celebrate" No doubt if he'd missed that header he'd have done it on purpose to show what a massive lads fan he is.

Cole Palmer has to be the most gormless man on the planet. You could hang utensils off his bottom lip and I don't think he'd notice.

Who printed this thread out for Joan?

This, but now Edwards has said we're getting him I fully expect Harwood-Bellis to be unveiled on the quick to put Puke in the mud.

That's the red herring smokescreen sent to Baldwards then, we'll not be signing those two.

Ooooh, don't you know?

He's one of the players I've wanted us to go and get since the takeover went through. Got Eddie written all over it - young, English, PL experience, can cover a couple of positions. Seems like he's in and out of the Villa side and McGinn is often preferred to him, so I wonder with their PSR situation if he's the one with resale value that's expendable. It'll be him or Watkins IMO. I genuinely think he'd be excellent for us, basically what Willock could have been if he added goals and consistency Let's see...

If you had, he'd have come through that wall.

Imagine how good we'd be with a settled boardroom that worked really well with Eddie amazing that we've achieved what we have with the saloon doors constantly swinging back and forth since the takeover.

Feels like this may have been in the works a while and delayed until the season was concluded, given the timing. First day back at work after the last game.

Wonder if we have a new incoming CEO who wants his own man?

Been poached by EastEnders as Phil and Grunt's secret long lost brother I heard.

What an absolute waste of time this bloke was. Wonder if Eddie said me or him? Why can't we just have one normal pre-season

I'd have loved to see what Eddie would have done with Perez at the point he was sold. He was playing brilliantly and never really cemented himself at Leicester.

Pay as you play still doesn't help us, he runs like he's wearing jeans and doc martins and limits Osula or whoever else we buy getting onto the pitch who might actually do something.

For fucks sake man, please god no

Just watching the footage of Emery going mental yesterday, I've always thought he looks a little bit like Nic Cage and it reminded me a lot of that scene when he loses it in Vampire's Kiss.

Looked like he was on smack today. Back to his best after a proper pre-season, I reckon.

In the same way we should give Eddie the week off whenever we face Bournemouth (tongue in cheek obvs), AG should be given the same privilege whenever the Scouse mackems come to town. Two pitiful performances against his former employers this season. Lots of chatter in the pub afterwards thinking we may sell this summer, I don't think we will unless we get a mental bid (£80m+) and I hope he turns it around. Probably just needs a proper break, reset and go again next season.

Shit again. Hope he comes back with his head right for next season. More than enough credit in the NUFC bank to turn it around but we need more from him next season.

They didn't complain when Hawk Eye kept them up, did they? Funny that

He's been an unbelievable player for us over his time. Good luck to him. Also, thank god it's over his stint lasted just that year too long.

Newcastle Specific Player of the Season: Burn Young player of the season (21 or lower): Hall Season to forget: Willock, Wilson Most Improved: Tonali Unsung Hero: Schar Signing of the Season: Osula by default Goal of the season: Isak v Liverpool (h) Moment of the season: Cup win Low point of the season: Brentford (a) Manager rating (Out of 10): 9.5 Season rating (Out of 10): 9.5 Premier League Specific Player of the Season: Salah Young player of the season (21 or lower): Rogers Manager of the Season: Howe Season to forget: Man U (thanks for today btw) Best Non-NUFC Moment: Man U being turbo shit

Pile of nervous pap that today. He'll be analysing and rectifying that and the other poor home defeats though and it'll play into our summer dealings. But, over 38 games in the league he's posted an absolutely fantastic season considering we basically signed Osula and some sub goalies in the summer. Congrats Eddie and staff, fucking amazing achievement along with the cup win. Best season in PL era club history.

Fuck off Murphy, that's amateur. Utter shit