Ash

Neymar's been turboshit tonight.

Not seen it mentioned yet but this needs highlighting: Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 3h Krul will never hear the end of that from his pal. Pieters hits a wonder strike over his head from outside the box #nufc 0-1 #scfc Aye, ok Lee.

He's such a lying cunt, man. Bottleless pricks daren't question him either.

10 senior players? What the fuck is he on about?

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1h Pardew: "It was a fluke goal, the wind caught hold of it. We should have had a penalty." #nufc

Fucking coward.

Doesn't want to ruin a young lad's development by starting him in a game Brings him on with 20 minutes left when chasing the game and plays him out of position

Tbf he easily looked mid 20's if not older http://www.thefa.com/~/media/images/thefa/website/people/players/men%20u21%20team/2011/kieran-gibbs.ashx?as=1&w=620 FYP.

"We was caught off guard by the late kick-off"

Coloccini, Santon and Simpson had terrible games that day Not forgetting Williamson who got outjumped by the gigantic Victor Moses.

Which one's the real Steve Bruce?

Anyone know what time this coward left his seat? I haven't seen him since the 78th minute.

Did anyone happen to see what price Southampton -2 was?

Nevermind that, I'd be fucking proud as punch to see him play for Everton.

I hadn't realised until I had a read up on him earlier. Took great delight in telling me how he built their stadium, seems a daft thing to boast about after how that turned out.

Served ex-Darlo chairman George Reynolds at work yesterday. Didn't have a clue who he was until he came out with "do you know who I am?" for some bizarre reason.

not surprised since in theory it wasn't stopping a clear goalscoring chance but I'd have still red carded him for sheer stupidity He thought he was though and that should be the point. You won't see a more blatant handball all season.

4/1 they were offering wasn't it? Aye, mugs.

Ash goes on about her every year to be fair Just been reading back through the Cheltenham thread in GC, mentioned her a fair bit in there since 2009.

Bet the good people at Coral are currently crying into their cornflakes.

6 years on the trot.

I'd say it's a bit more than 'pretty likely' that one of them will be in the final.

Even us lot can't stop it (her) from winning! All aboard! I've been on all five years, must have won about a grand from backing her.

Can we not turn Quevega into a forum bet, please? Don't want her glorious record coming to an end because of this place.

If my life was dependant on a horse of my choice, this is the horse i'd pick over the entire festival. Won the race last 5 years, obviously age could catch up with it but the field really isn't that strong and it hasn't really shown any signs of major decline. Got into massive trouble last year but class pulled it through. Safer passage through this year, 'dead cert', aye