Ash

He's always class on Twitter. There was a documentary made about him when he was Leyton Orient manager where he was a bit of a charlie, but hilarious. He's a taxi driver now and pulls no punches with anyone still in the game. We had to watch that for one of our modules at Uni, to basically highlight what a cunt he is.

I'll be doing the same. Last game for a while so I'm going to make it count.

I find that astonishing tbh. He's always been a cunt. Far too many people up his arse saying what an amazing pundit he is, been like it for far too long as well. Started off okay then turned out how I expected, clueless. Talks a good game with tactics but his general knowledge of the game is shocking.

Aye, silly us wanting the team not to lose 14 out of 19 games. What a set of unrealistic bastards we are.

What exactly has Neville been saying? Same as Pardew... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEumDLau4CI

Gary Neville with yet more uneducated guff when talking about us.

Pardew's best mate Big Mike doing the team-talk in the huddle. "Let's win it for Pards, boys!"

Remember a few weeks ago when he said he would front up to anything and not hide? That lasted long.

On merit ffs. Utter, utter cunt.

not only the money but eases pressure on pardle this si fucking horrendous It'd be class if we were all watching it together somewhere. Toon shirts on and cheering every time Arsenal score whilst encouraging them to score more.

The collective annoyance of a Newcastle United forum if we don't get battered tonight will be incredible.

To go to Anfield without Hazard and win 2-0 is nothing less than masterful. That squad should never really be anywhere near to winning the league with two games to go.

We're not going to get beat, are we?

Pardew just blatantly lying again then. Will any of the media question him? Will they fuck.

Short-term. Deluded wanker.

This is woeful.

He didn't witness either of Swansea's goals today as the coward had left his seat at around 40mins and 80mins. Superb 'management'.

Can't believe how bad we are because of this prick. At home to Swansea in the Premier League and they're shorter odds than we are for the win.

It was tounge-in-cheek when I posted initially to see your response, just found it amusing Messi was taking a hammering but there was no mention of Neymar when he's been just as wasteful.

Sorry, but I've watched the whole game and at the same time chatting with Barcelona forum, consensus is he's been their best player tonight and I agree. This reply does not shock me. f*** off, it's easy when you are completely blind. Have you seriously been watching the whole game? Doubt it if that's your opinion. f*** me, we get it, he's Brazilian. How many chances has he wasted tonight? Brazilian, you see pointless in even starting a discussion when that's your initial point. I've critcized Brazilian times and times again on here. Go ask the spaniards if they're Brazilian as well. He's probably missed this chance he missed after my post and then a header in the first half that was not even close to being a ''wasted'' opportunity. Won't get into a debate with someone that is clearly only looking to make cheap arguments. I don't think Adriano has had close to a good game btw. He's Brazilian. Aye, but he isn't really important. He's wasted at least 4 good chances. Decision making has been poor too.

Sorry, but I've watched the whole game and at the same time chatting with Barcelona forum, consensus is he's been their best player tonight and I agree. This reply does not shock me. Fuck off, it's easy when you are completely blind. Have you seriously been watching the whole game? Doubt it if that's your opinion. Fuck me, we get it, he's Brazilian. How many chances has he wasted tonight?

Sorry, but I've watched the whole game and at the same time chatting with Barcelona forum, consensus is he's been their best player tonight and I agree. This reply does not shock me.

Neymar's been turboshit tonight.