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Negative tactics like this in pre-season, what hope do we have? Has Perez even touched the ball yet?

That is actually one of the worst pieces of defending from a team I've ever seen.

Watching this makes me delighted that I gave up my season ticket. Utterly shite.

Steven Taylor already back to pointing at other people for his own errors.

Anyone else had an email with an 'exclusive' offer for a half-season ticket?

Likely to be before the start of June.

Looks like Rugby League's Magic Weekend is going to be held at SJP next year... @Chrisirvine More a question now of precisely when for Magic Weekend @NUFC in 2015 #GeordieMagic #rugbyleague

If we were willing to spend that much money on somebody, it should be going on Aubameyang or Grenier.

Tom Huddlestone had his awful penalty saved and then somehow managed to hit the bar from 2 yards out on the rebound in Hull's Europa League qualifier tonight.

There's baggage because he plays for a club that isn't us. What a fucking clown, man.

Here's an outlandish idea: use a colour that would make them easy to read.

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 1m Lacazette blow for #nufc. Sounds like Lyon have made him an offer he couldn't refuse... Where now? More here: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/newcastle-united-suffer-blow-alexandre-7537322 … Yesterday he was banging on about how he wanted to sign for us. They know absolutely fuck all.

That's completely redundant now. Is it? I thought he had a tiered release clause? He apparently does but with today's news it becomes pretty irrelevant. Not if QPR want to hang onto him it doesn't. TRon's said what I was going to.

That's completely redundant now. Is it? I thought he had a tiered release clause? He apparently does but with today's news it becomes pretty irrelevant.

That's completely redundant now.

Would have worked out perfectly for us if Pardew hadn't opened his trap about Remy not playing in the Liverpool game.

Seen the same. Enrique apparently wants to get Mascherano back into the midfield too so as it stands they only have Pique and Bartra for CB. Not the worst signing in the world if they add another CB too.

From the guy saying Man City will.

Well playing deep. I don't mean like a midfield destroyer like Tiote. Playing deep doesn't make him a DM though.

Surely it has to be bollocks?

Lee Ryder not knowing the different between a minute's applause and silence.

With £75m to spend, they should be signing someone a lot better.

Ryder needs to break up one simple quote into many separate parts. I'd love to know where he got his degree in journalism from. I can picture him submitting his dissertation having written it using a crayon.