dinotheprehistoricgeordie

That is horrific. Excellent. I think it looks really good

River's run dry already

Our keeper belting out the national anthem

I'll buy the tickets, it'll snow for a week and all the games will be called off

Crazy away day time, innit?

Still plenty of time for it to go pear shaped tbh. Please not to much optimism, it's killing me. This is Newcastle owned by Mike Ashley, I'm not getting too optimistic until September.

Still plenty of time for it to go pear shaped tbh.

Wonder what's holding up this signing, was hoping for a double unveil today with Ba.

Selling Best doesn't make sense in the fact that he is on low wages and is doing well for the club.

According to KUMB Ricardo Gardner has failed a medical at West Ham.

I'm assuming it'll be one of the promoted clubs offering the fee.

Must have got a good offer for him

It's Shola man

Yeah I thought that as well. Hope he gets some protection from the refs next season.

Because he does a belly flop when he scores

Can't fault the logic

Surprised it's got any bids tbh.

Getting frustrated with these dragged out signings. Would love a Routledge like thunderbolt out of the blue.

The simple answer is Harper (if he manages to hold onto his position).

Owen Hargreaves on 70k pw

I would have liked Barton, but after seeing him captain a game this season (shout and scream at everyone) I'm not sure he's the right option.

Plus on a free, great bit of business imo.

Can't be anyone else but Steve "Geordie Hero" Taylor

So what's happened with Mark Hughes? He must be feeling like a proper plum right now.

They've almost signed Larsson according to SS. Good player, he'll improve their team a lot. EDIT: They've almost signed him.