Ketsbaia

I don't believe it and it'll only drag this out longer.

Mmmm, taste the re-sale value. Delicious.

Would be a great appointment for them, unfortunately.

Stoke have made former Watford boss Quique Sanchez Flores their preferred choice for the manager's job.

A night with Bullard and Windass is a perfect PFM evening, including darts, pies, a working mens club and casual racism. Banter is 5/7 and off the scale.

By that logic, Shelvey is £30m+

Was never nervous about the deal not happening, just whether it'd be done in time to buy players. Seems not. And we dont need to be Man City, just a club that reasonably competes. We drastically under-compete. Just a normal level is a huge improvement.

Ayew taking the piss

Didn't see that coming. Fer play

If Wolves pull that off it'll be the final straw for me. Ruben Neves almost did it.

9pm is when the curry ends

We signed him for a similar price, the market has gone crazy since then and he's going to be a World Cup striker. Good player. £15m seems pretty fair.

If there was any confidence that a replacement was lined up, fine. But there just won't be.

concrete Trapp? Sounds dangerous

Staveley - from hero to Zero

Lose 10 from 11 but when we win 2, Ashley thinks all is good. I can actually see that

It'd be ludicrous to loan him out and I doubt Bordeaux can afford him permanently, unless Malcom is about to go.

It's the whole PIN number situation.

Ashley hates us but I'm sure he won't choose a holiday that'd cost him a multi-million sale. He'll not be active with transfers anyway and the sale is probably done. Non-story for me.

I'm starting to think it'll go the other way and we'll need a higher points total because it's so competitive. Hopefully Swansea and West Brom start to get properly cut adrift. Or even better - slightly adrift but with enough hope so that they can beat Brighton, Huddersfield, Southampton etc. We'll have to ask them for some favours. Last time we went down with above-average points didn't we? I remember thinking we were really unlucky that Sunderland also picked up form.

Their home games are the toughest set.

Butland, Zouma and Shaqiri are good players too.

Or it takes them so long to appoint someone that there's no time to buy a striker or defender.

Time for a bath

Whoops, I never considered someone would fake some random journalist Sad people.