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The next 2 days will be hell - this match is all I can think about. Surely we can beat these, right?

If you have to ask about their next messiah, at least put Forrest Gump on there for Tom Hanks.

Old Yeller time tbh

Name the baby after whoever scores the winner. Jamaal Rocker has a good ring to it. Sadly, so does Rudy Rocker Gueye Rocker Perfect day for a Chancel Mbemba winner.

The freak show box is perfect

Bob Madley to referee this one. What a ridiculous call.

That's what we need - even more tiny nations to make qualification monotonous

What the hell is Allardyce on about? He's going off the rails.

It's not like Villa are a scrappy team who just weren't good enough, they're merceneries who clearly don't give a shit. Although we did somehow lose to already-relegated QPR at this stage last season....

Why post that shit, seriously? Because it's fucking true http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3569979/Rafa-Benitez-frame-Everton-job-Toffees-eye-former-Liverpool-boss-replace-Roberto-Martinez-summer.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 Not saying he will, like. Is nobody else nervous at the possibility, even if he does have history with them?

Surprised there's some thinking we'll not win. I mean, I'm normally as downbeat as it gets regarding NUFC - knowing that if any club can mess this up, it's us. But it's Aston Villa. Even as an away game, it's the closest we'll get to a gimme. 1-2

Spurs went completely off the rails near the end. Suspensions would be lush. Chelsea maintaining their ok form ahead of the Sunderland game. Not bad

Ergh

Daily Mail reckon Everton want him as Martinez's replacement

6.5. Not totally confident but foolishly hopeful. It's huge to be out of the bottom 3 and I think we'll survive if we're 17th going into the final day. I still think it's asking a lot for ALL of Chelsea, Everton, Watford and Man Utd to do us a favour - someone will phone it in. So I have us beating Villa, 3pts for Sunderland and Norwich. Slightly ahead going into the final day, where anything can happen.

Rafa is probably perfect.

Seen a bloke in Tilley's post-match wearing a 'Pardew Kills Kittens' t-shirt :lol:

Darlow, Townsend, Defoe ©

That tackle, man. Maybe it was Bobby Moore's face in that cloud.

Me and WBCP are trying Strawberry, I think.

I hate being confident of a win, like. So much pressure.

He might've been ok in the Championship but I think that's more hopeful. He scored against Leicester and Blackburn. That was nice. Goodbye.

Hate them back

Get innnn