Ketsbaia

He's even better on FM17

Calm down, marrakech

Is Atsu definitely a loan? Everywhere is vague about it.

Hart is at the wrong Manchester club, otherwise he'd already be on Wearside. I genuinely think he'd rather stay than join them.

By complete coincidence, I'm away in Brighton for the weekend. If only it was at the Amex...

:whistle:

Atsu? I keep wanting to say bless you...

Pennies. Let's do it.

They could easily win that, then all of a sudden they're seeded with a fair chance of the last 8. I suppose the flip side is that they collect the money whilst still going through, where they'll get the glamour tie(s). But the group is an anti-climax

Imagine finally getting to the Champions League and getting the grim group of Porto, Club Brugge and Copenhagen

Seeing what Leicester did with Kante and Mahrez probably undid all Wenger's progress over the years He finally started to spend, then Leicester City won the league with 'Wenger specials'

'How Bizarre' by OMC How Lazaar, how Lazaar, how Lazaar. Ohhh baby (oh baby), he's really pacy (he's really pacy). Everytime you look around, he's in your face! Although in all seriousness it'll be great to have an attacking threat from left-back. If we play Lazaar and Yedlin at the same time, it would be one of those modern systems where - in possession - Hayden drops into a 3rd CB whilst they bomb forward. Maybe.

Keith Downie ‏@SkySports_Keith 2m2 minutes ago Daryl Janmaat is on his way to Watford for a medical after Newcastle and The Hornets agreed a fee in the region of £7.5m for the Dutchman.

The type of signing we need down here Shame we hve to wait so long though.

Can't say I'll miss him at all. Very good fee from our perspective, although not sure Yedlin is the best replacement - arguably would've been fine with Gamez and Anita.

If Sissoko goes for £30m, NUFC truly can sell ice to eskimos.

Another shit week saved by Aguero ©. But already waaaaay down all the rankings.

He has to go in, unfortunately

Aguero and Capoue are secure in my front 8 - probably Firmino too. But the rest is really tough I want Hazard, I want Payet, I want Martial, I want some sort of Arsenal/Spurs/Everton coverage. Something has to give!

Swansea should be alright, West Brom are West Brom and at least Watford have 2 decent strikers. Palace have decent enough players to counter Pardew...... so that leaves Hull, Burnley, Sunderland, Boro and Bournemouth.

Yep. In a world where they're buying nobody, why accept £3m for a solid first-team defender?

Ayew out for 4 months. Was just about to bring him in!

40 Firmino the only Liverpooler to do nowt, of course

Down to 6.5

Capoue and Evans on the bench