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Either Zlatan v Watford or Sanchez v Hull. Knowing my luck, avoid both.

Over the past 6 seasons, teams in the top two have lost an average of 8.53 games per season. Runners-up lose 9.66 games and average 87 points. So if we can roughly win 25, draw 13, lose 8, I'd expect us to go up.

Our 2nd choice centre backs BOTH scored tonight. That's the league we're in. 9

James Corden ‏@JKCorden 1m1 minute ago Incredible performance by #NUFC tonight. Fantastic goals

At least he's not short on left-backs

This is awful My pre-wildcard team would've destroyed post-wildcard. Fucking Firmino! Sanchez was captain, Capoue on my bench again, no clean sheets. At least Ibra/Benteke scored, dragging me up to 20pts.

I've wildcarded and gone with Zlatan, Defoe and Benteke up front. Not yet sure who Aguero will replace. Strong midfield, Baines and Shaw in defence.

Twtter says M'Vila is in early contract negotiations with Rubin. After all that hassle, he might be staying there

Filipe Luis is a Polezilian

Ricardo Rodriguez too. Where's the clue?

Takes NUFC to court to defend justice, now he signs for Defensa y Justicia. Makes sense.

I'm trying to see who is best to leave out of WC team - Sanchez, Hazard, Aguero, Ibrahimovic, Defoe, Payet At best, only 5 can fit in

Victor Anichebe :spit:

Very, very funny :lol: Although the imagery of Clough doing a Bafetimbi Gomis floored me.

I'm just surprised KFC haven't approached Kingstonian FC.

Sels Gamez Mbemba Lascelles Lazaar Ritchie Hayden Diame Atsu Mitrovic Gayle ......no space for Perez, Shelvey, Anita or Yedlin.

Newcastle, Villa, Norwich, Sheff Wed, Derby, Huddersfield

Outgoings 9/10..... it's a shame about Townsend and only loaning out some, but so much deadwood has left. Much-needed. Ingoings 7/10..... I think the signings of Gayle, Ritchie, Diame, Gamez, Hanley and Lazaar are superb. Not perfect though, as Clark, Selz, Murphy, Yedlin are either unneccessary or not very good. Overall, a very good 8.

I'm still waiting for Everton to go £32m, because it's the only way they'll get Sissoko now. Equal bids, he picks Spurs. Is that too much to ask for?

Unless they have a wonderful final 90 minutes here, they're in deep trouble. Their squad is horrific.

This is a magnificent deal for us It's the sort of robbery you'd tell your grandkids about one day, we'll miss nothing of him. And for all this 'buying the Championship', we're probably more in profit than other club down here.

Clubs linked with Sissoko in recent weeks: Palace (loaning Wilshere), Spurs (loaning Isco), Juventus (Axel Witsel), Everton (Brahimi from Porto). Starting to think he might stay.

Fucking hell, I'm sure Pardew has a pact with the devil

Genuinely never heard of N'Dong. And if he's the alternative to Iborra and M'Vila, I'd be slightly worried.

Impressive from WBA is Camacho and Chadli are true.