Ketsbaia

Linked with Danny Simpson now.

Jordon eBay

If so, let's hope they spell his name correctly.

If we can compromise at £25m or so that'd be superb

Berahino and Palace. It feels perfect.

Very much disagree with this like. I'd much rather they keep him so we know exactly what they're getting. They'd get a solid 14th or 15th finish. But they could easily be stuck with a new manager with very little time to buy his own players.

This

I was pleasantly surprised that the BBC would always acknowledge how shit he's been for us. After Pardew's coverage I just assumed they'd ignore it. But no, every time it's: "Newcastle fans will be wondering why he's not always like this"

As someone who doesn't support England, this is great. As someone who wants this to drag out & screw Sunderland over, this is great. But Sam's smugness.... terrible idea.

Borthwick-Jackson or Fosu-Mensah. Basically, any double-barrelled name.

Would definitely have Pritchard from them

No, they didnt quite embarrass themselves enough

Another striker?

It should be Mitrovic, just don't know which way Rafa will use it to motivate him. Now or something to aim for.

Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Janmaat, Thauvin - definitely gone Krul, Tiote - probably gone Shelvey, De Jong, Saivet, Perez - possibly gone Gouffran, Riviere - hopefully gone

The last few years have taught me to instinctively assume things are shit at NUFC. Keep forgetting that Rafa is here and it always brings a small smile.

Isaac Hayden? Was good voicing Chef on South Park, the episode where they killed him off was class. Dunno what he's like as a DM though.

Saivet, Shelvey, Colback, Hayden, Anita is just one away from a decent set of Championship midfielders. It's mostly the wings where we're lacking. And another versatile defender.

Very nice I knew China wouldn't let us down. Now for Tiote....

Jurgen Klinsmann :lol: Fucking hell, may as well stick with Roy!

May as well take advantage of the loan market for back-up players.

He and Mitrovic would get on well

What an absolute prick this one is :lol: Years of inconsistent, heartless shite and he gets to play in the Euro 2016 final. Smelling of roses. At least he's timed it well.

I wonder how much he's regressed in recent years

We must have a quota for knuckle-dragging centre-back mongoloids. Saylor out, Hanley in.