Ketsbaia

Mitrovic 0 Terry -2 Jenkinson -3 But at least the final two have been suspended for a game

Another general stinker, although I think I may be above average thanks to Wilson, Sagna and Silva. Still, 39 with Depay to go is awful.

No way

I'm expecting a haul this week, but will probably scrape 40 http://i.imgur.com/zeeriDM.png

Ah, it's at Swansea. Even better. Nice. No, you were right the first time

Aguero v Watford and Sanchez v Newcastle on the same weekend. First world captaincy problems.

Most places through town will be showing this, right? Just need to find somewhere selling food.....

Exactly.

So De Bruyne is good?

He was class tonight, he and Janmaat tortured their left back. Lush set-piece delivery too. It just doesn't feel right when this club doesn't have a mercurial left-footed French winger - it looks like we've just bought a very good one.

Prick cost me my bet, then went through anyway. He has a pact with the devil.

Just got back from the game - the cash turnstile queues were huge so I missed the first 20 minutes (and three goals). Thauvin had a great time, he'll be class here. Aarons was non-existant, Janmaat superb. Having now seen Mike Williamson score in person, there's another thing to tick off my bucket list!

#ouryear

Anyone creative enough to create a Defoe app deserves a much, much higher salary.

Stones is the real deal, no doubt about it. I'd have loved to see him stay at Everton a bit longer, though.

£2 on Newcastle (-1), Swansea (-1), Shakhtar, Sunderland, Bournemouth, Wolves & Crystal Palace. Returns £51.

Big Sam eating Monster Munch is good

Dick Advocaat's Sunderland future in doubt as Dutchman reveals frustration at lack of transfer funds provided by owner Ellis Short http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3209299/Dick-Advocaat-s-Sunderland-future-doubt-Dutchman-reveals-frustration-lack-transfer-funds-provided-owner-Ellis-Short.html He's not lasting, like.

Targett and Gomez on the bench too

More misery. Just the 49pts thanks to Sanchez © and Benteke blanking. Everyone's blanking, bullshit all round.

Any future Mbemba chants must refer to this.

Amazing story :lol:

£10-£1000 was going so well, but back-to-back failures thanks to Man Utd and Real Madrid goalless draws. They only needed one goal. Complete and utter bullshit.

Henry has said 'Stevie G' about 14 times now.

Desperate for Juve to score.