Ketsbaia

Don't think there's any doubt about that last bit.

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2015/west-ham-turning-a-corner-in-marseille-negotiations-for-dimitri-payet/ As for Florian Thauvin, Newcastle United made a €12m offer for the player in May and an unnamed side has now made an offer worth around €20m for the player in recent days. Thauvin has confirmed to Marseille that he has no interest in leaving the club this summer and rejected Newcastle’s advances in May. Marseille President Vincent Labrune’s problem is that the sale of Florian Thauvin instead of Dimitri Payet would please Marcelo Bielsa more, the manager who has of course yet to sign a contract extension, with his current Marseille deal expiring in 6 days. A Payet departure might affect Bielsa’s future in a way which would see the Marseille project implode.

Surely Zoo should get a say in that? If she's got a totally rotten set of tits it ain't happening like. I think they'll be alright with it..... NSFW

She's just promised to strip naked in ZOO if she's wrong on Das Bost. Win-win.

He trusts blokes with an ugly wife because they have more integrity.

If there's a list of monitoring clubs, I'm pretty sure we'd be on it.

The exception to Larry David's ugly wife theory.

Well it does get you thinking about how an ex-model gets all this information - not too much of a stretch.

She does actually, it's surprising how many she's called. Some were obvious but others not so.

Bargain.

McClaren, Cathro, Simpson, Black is far stronger than our previous Laurel & Hardy setup. Just having good coaches and players returning from injury will see us much improved on last season, never mind with a few signings.

When the truth is re-worded in a scary way, that's funny. This title is just a lie.

It's all starting to make sense now, like. Austin would be interested but prefers a London club, yet none have bid despite QPR's fabricated rumours. Now is the time to pounce.

Gouffran seems normal.

#MayhemMonday

Juanmi is a wide player like Rodriguez is he not? They can play there, but they also have Tadic and Mane out wide, Ward-Prowse can too. Was Elia just on loan?

I just don't know why Southampton would want him, having already got Pelle, Long, Rodriguez and Juanmi. That's all I'm pinning my hopes on.

Has it been mentioned that the Telegraph thinks that West Ham aren't in for Austin? It was hidden away in another rumour, so it might be bollocks.

Finally a win!

I couldn't think of a more anti-Mike Ashley signing than Cole

Bookmakers favourites, suspended betting blah blah blah. Happens all the time, rarely means anything.

Aye the results from Benoit's brain scan were disturbing. He probably wasn't even aware of what he was doing. It doesnt mean kids should stop heading Nike SuperFeather penny floaters, though.

Just wait til you hear my Naughton anti-virus pun

The only positive is that it'd be good to get some height in the team. That's about it.