Ketsbaia

3rd game from the end, they'll come up to St James' and relegate us. Cabaye winner, Pardew jig. Someone nicks his car keys.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11729370/Newcastle-United-news-Club-to-start-summer-business-with-28m-double-signing.html Edwards says Wijnaldum and Mitrovic are nearly done, £28m.

At the very least we need a striker, centre back and winger. That's without selling Cisse, Sissoko, Tiote or Cabella.

He must be gutted at the way things have turned out. That makes me happy.

Is Begovic still there? Expected to sign for Chelsea's bench.

Ahhh shame, I was hoping we'd get him but The Great Jinx has taken place.

Backhand Sukur, Peter Ndlovu15 and Unforced Berra are superb

It sounds like only one club was interested, which says a lot. Whether he does or doesn't like Pardew, his hands were kinda tied here. It's probably more about being in London near Debuchy.

It's a bit early for Downing to drop down and that money could've been better spent on a few players - Bamford and Vossen have left, for example.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 43m43 minutes ago Yohan Cabaye's heart is set on a move to Crystal Palace, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 1m1 minute ago Tomorrow's Le Parisien also affirms that Yohan Cabaye has decided to join Crystal Palace, even if West Ham were in contact in recent days.

For one season only, maybe we should just keep last season's ball

Surely, SURELY, someone else will come in for him. Then again, he was hit and miss here and that was before sitting on the bench for 18 months. £13m and 100k wages for a near-30 year old of that ability is a bit mad.

Where's this?

Cabaye needs to hire Asamoah Gyan's agent ASAP.

Still time for West Ham to swoop.

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/peter-crouch-lookalike-2 :lol:

Some of these are shocking I like Collina though..... http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/colina-referee-(malcolm-goth)

David Gold trying to cover his tracks :lol:

He's good at rabonas.

Unless we just start Skjelbred rumours again. He's actually real

They probably hope that Koks and Toney would appease fans ahead of tonights Forum. Dat ambition!!!!

So does that mean he won't play for half a season? They could easily have just arranged the deal for January.

If Titi's account is real, aye. Now I'm worried actually

Off to Cardiff.