Ketsbaia

Flew too close to the sun.

Yep. They deleted it a few hours later.

Yeah it'd be better if he was a promising kid - much harder to discover if it's legit.

Oh aye, most weeks. But his mates in the media refused to notice.

We should collectively make up a rumour tomorrow, so it can gain momentum. Shall we say Nicolas Nkoulou for £7m? Random.

Dutch Football ‏@football_oranje 14m14 minutes ago Wijnaldum "The media find transfer news more exciting than I, there is no truth in me moving to Newcastle" (ED) Well there's a surprise.

I keep reading conflicting reports around Alderweireld - Southampton activating the fee, Atleti paying the £1.5m removal fee, Spurs agreeing a deal etc. Personally, I hope he goes to Southampton.

That nickname is staying

I just died inside. He's disgusting.

Giggs

Craig Hope ‏@CraigHope_DM 2m2 minutes ago Charlie Austin to NUFC is still on but there are doubts over a shoulder problem. NUFC reluctant to pay more than 12mil. More @MailSport We'll use that to knock the fee down. It won't work.

Especially if they sign Austin.

Would love Wijnaldum but the glaring problems are still elsewhere. It'd be a good start, though.

I really hope they don't get Van Ginkel. Adam Matthews has officially signed, though. I doubt he'll make much of a difference to them.

Considering we're rid of Carver & Stone, whilst gaining Cathro, Simpson & Black, I can definitely stomach Woodman staying.

I feel bad for her. She gets a decent amount right and I can certainly believe that NUFC have fucked her about - they fuck everyone about. It's irritating when she's constantly defending herself, but I don't know what it's like to get abused from all directions. She seems canny enough.

Oh fuck

The chairman dared him to put his head in sand, Pearson couldn't and he had to go, really.

Big call. He's not particularly good but thought he'd get time after their great escape.

Cabaye's first two years here were mixed, with an excellent final 6 months. Now 29, after plenty of bench time, I can see why no-one better bothered to get him. He's good but not THAT good. It still hurts on a personal level, though - why would he pick that snake Pardew?

I think she called Matt Lowton to Burnley a few weeks ago.

Liverpool underpaid tbh.

Bobby