Ketsbaia

Got an e-mail from her earlier

Yeah it's pretty much hos on wheels, but she's probably closer to the truth than the papers.

£25m net spend, maybe. Get some money in for Cisse and Gouffran..... nah.

The problem with free transfers is that you still have to pay a wage. We're above that.

Her voice is a bit off. WNB.

No Janmaat for them, then.

England looking good up front. Big fan of Ward-Prowse too.

If we've learnt anything from the past few months, it's that odds mean nothing.

Southampton want Imbula to replace Schneiderlin too. You have to admire the way they work.

That can almost buy you one Riviere....

It'd be decent if they got Jenkinson but he hasn't chose them yet - Southampton and West Ham want him. Both have Europe and are better options. I think the alternative is Sam Byram from Leeds.

Would hardly be the clubs fault though, right? It's mostly the club's fault. He'd have chosen us in the Shepherd era, but the club's reputation has disintegrated under Ashley. There's a generation of players coming through who have no idea how big we are, were and can be.

If we miss out on Austin, I'm taking it much more personally than previous setbacks. It'd confirm just how tarnished we are under Ashley - a former player of Hungerford, Poole and Swindon turns his nose up at being Newcastle #9? In favour of the bench at clubs who dont even need him? Nah, this will hurt.

Liverpool just flat out dont need him. It'd be ridiculous.

Southampton now have Pelle, Long, Rodriguez and Juanmi up front, so fingers crossed they don't need Austin. Chelsea would be infuriating though.

Deulofeu in, Mirallas out - Everton fans will probably be happy with that. Don't they hate Mirallas?

If Liverpool sign that Ipswich defender, they'll have made a MingIng start to the summer.

Paying his fee upfront might help QPR with their large fine too.

If true, why has Graham Carr fallen for this? Putting it politely, Dost's not very good.

Didnt play, didnt score

Centre forward but he can play as a wide forward to a lesser extent.

Swansea have supposedly bid for Mitrovic now. Wish they'd fuck off.

Let's hope he rises to the occasion.

Bolo? Well you know what they say.... YOLO.

That Geordie fitness coach that Austin worked with at QPR. Has a good reputation.