Ketsbaia

It's hard to truly enjoy this knowing that Poyet is going This is mesmerisingly awesome.

THREE!

Whilst there are three awful teams below them, Sunderland genuinely can lose to any team at any time - they're so self-destructive. As bad as Burnley are, they may only need a handful of points from the last 10 games.

Sinclair misses an absolute sitter.

If only QPR had won Sunderland are absolutely pitiful.

Ozil for Di Maria. Nearly went with Silva but I'm excited by a differential tbh. Defoe has one more chance.

Enrique & Jonas were a great threat down the left, mind.

I cried in 97 when dad picked me up from school to reveal Keegan's departure. He doesn't like football, but even he knew this was big.

I can't believe that Cole only scored one international goal. Even with competition from Shearer, Sheringham, Fowler, Owen etc, he shouldve had more.

http://whatculture.com/sport/30-reasons-why-newcastle-fans-are-jealous-of-sunderland.php This is ridiculous, couldn't even get to the end What a load of nonsense

The goat retweeted it, so I think it's all ok now

Junior Hoilett and Nevan Subotic Ridiculous for different reasons.

6 of them will be 17-year-old Spaniards, 1 will be a half-arsed Sissoko replacement and the rest will be Rivieres.

Aye, I finally got a captaicy choice right but it was bloody obvious Vertonghen missed out on a clean sheet

Carver couldn't even spell gay.

It's from the Bebe school of blatantly corrupt transfers, like. At least Chucky didnt cost £7m.

He's probably seen Arsenal get Gabriel and assumed that Man U will go for Marquinhos, Hummels etc. Still strange though.

The 10th narrow defeat in a row, unless Rose doesnt play at the weekend. Di Maria not reaching the 60th minute and Rose's assist were huge factors. Hate this.

Perfect

Poor results for Sunderland tonight

Watching Carver attempt words like "daunting" and "entertaining" in his accent is fun, he goes out of his way to say it properly. There's a few of them in today's presser.

His grandson broke a leg in the Wigan County Schools Cup Final of 2008, probably.

A smoggy player who went to Sunderland? Well I never....

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