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Where is that quote where Pardew said the fans should be thankful/grateful to Ashley? That one was particularly bone-headed.

Southampton (h) 4-2 Stoke (h) 5-1 Stoke (h) 2-1 QPR (a) 2-1 Chelsea (h) 3-2 ....were wins after falling behind, but we were never behind at HT in those. So his team-talks have never once inspired a turnaround.

I'm doing an article on Pardew - what are some of the more remarkable stats, apart from 5 defeats in a row? Is 'never winning after going behind' actually true?

Sherwood is shit but far better than Pardew. Nice noodles though.... But seriously, if Sherwood is the type of bloke to trust Ben Arfa, then I'm willing to give it a try.

I think all the elements are in the air for a shock Norwich win but then I remember - Luis Suarez.

A nice 3, 4 or 16 goal defeat please

I'd rather get a rusty papercut than even think about buying this pisstake.

You seem confident! For me, the only way these still go down is if Cardiff get the win there next week. Fulham to beat Hull too.

I'm leaving football if these stay up and Pardew stays, mind. This is miserable.

Not Sunderland. I hate life.

JAHAHHAHA YESSSSSSS! If Cardiff give it a go, the season ends in 8 successive defeats. Stoke & Palace pushing for top 10 too. Smashing!

Stoke 1-0 up at Cardiff

Cisse struggling, could be our 25th injured professional.

Same. First one in months but this could be brilliant.

That team It takes a special kind of idiocy to play De Jong, Cisse and Shola. But then to put Dummett CB, Anita RW and Gosling anywhere near the team is sensational. Truly outdone himself this time.

Resignation letter

One more defeat, please, just this one defeat. We need this one.

I've got that impression too but fear that a win tomorrow would undo all of the hard work. The next chapter NEEDS tomorrow to get messy.

It baffles me if we get overlooked here. I'd argue we're the most attractive of all the buyable clubs in the world. This one will hurt.

I just like them and am excited about the Messi/Aguero partnership. I've not supported England since I was a kid, so normally find weird alternatives. Plus, an Argie win get the doubters to finally agree that Messi is the best of all time.

Gameweek 35: Tottenham 1-2 Fulham Aston Villa 1-0 Southampton Cardiff City 1-1 Stoke City Newcastle 1-2 Swansea West Ham 1-0 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland Norwich 1-2 Liverpool Hull City 0-1 Arsenal Everton 2-2 Man Utd Man City 2-1 West Brom

I'd love Argentina to win it but teams with huge weaknesses dont tend to win World Cups anymore.

The worry for the Swansea/Cardiff games is that Remy & Debuchy should be back, so there's a chance of winning again.

This weekend needs to seal it: Chelsea vs Sunderland Cardiff vs Stoke Norwich vs Liverpool If Chelsea plus either Cardiff or Norwich win, I'd say that'll almost be it. Fulham vs Hull is soon after too.

Logically, it was only a point tonight. So why am I nervous? I dont want to rely on Fulham to get wins.... Sunderland are shit though.