Ketsbaia

Trips to Barno and Yeovo, marra.

How on earth was that game allowed to get close? Outrageous, really.

They're teasing and tormenting the mackems here, it's wonderful to watch. Ref keeping the dirty scummy mackems in it, though.

This is so fun to watch. Genuinely should be 4 or 5 by now. Torn limb from limb. And this Vergini fella.....

Bit of an ugly idea imo, something thatll never catch on.

Ketsbo thinks Sundo may sneak a pointo at Anno. Goddamn Wicko.

Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa, Ben Arfa, Sissoko, Gouffran and Anita can stay. The rest can go. I'd love players like Grenier, Caulker, Remy, Ayew and any player that gives a damn to sign but chances range from an optimistic 'unlikely' to 'downright impossible'.

Oh great, he's already been Mackemized.

Double bollocks.

Ah bollocks, Podolski 1-1

Swansea

Giaccherini could easily become Jacamo

When they made money on De Bruyne's sale, I think to them it vindicated their strategy. We're uneasy about it but when Chelsea buy him for £7m, loan him out, then sell for £18m, they're only going to keep doing this.

Should have given him the wanko signo IMO

Was behind a car in Sunderland today with FTM on the reg. Crigeworthy.

Pardew has been given magic beans again.

Mannone, Brown, Ki, Johnson and Borini are their best players - two are on loan, one has four good games a season, one is ancient and prone to red cards, whilst the other is just the goalie.

Class match, worthy of the Clasico name

1pt from Palace & Norwich should put them down but I'm convinced that Palace & West Brom's upcoming fixtures are worse. 34pts should do it but thats 3 wins from 5 (Wham, Everton, Cardiff, WBA, Swansea). Somehow I think they'll do it....which doesnt make sense. They're incredibly shit though.

Sell them all!!!

Not Arsenal, but the other three are inseparable in my eyes.

Did Hendo tell you that?

Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal Cardiff 0-3 Liverpool Everton 2-1 Swansea Hull 1-2 West Brom Man City 3-1 Fulham Newcastle 0-1 Crystal Palace Norwich 1-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-2 Man Utd Tottenham 1-3 Southampton A.Villa 1-1 Stoke Arsenal 2-0 Swansea Man Utd 2-2 Man City Newcastle 0-2 Everton West Ham 1-1 Hull Liverpool 3-1 Sunderland

For all the shitty things this club does, I do actually think Shola is leaving this time. Thats what my prayers go like, anyway.

4-2 is a bit too close now. Nobody thought Liverpool would be fighting for the title. Fair play to Rodgers etc, they're looking marvellous. Pricks.