Ketsbaia

Oleg Salenko says hi.

Some lush kits in the last few pages, mind. Especially that Schalke one

It feels like Rooney re-signs every year. And it gets more boring each time.

At Uni on Wednesday, we were given the task of listing 10 reasons why Pardew had to go. And I froze I just didnt know where to begin, my brain is overloaded with the unbelievable errors he's made, the bullshit he speaks etc. What should have been an easy task was, in fact, horrific because the non-NUFC fans still dont get the hate. A mass brainwashing has taken place, making me feel like I'm the stupid one. The same masses that dont 'get' Ben Arfa. I just couldnt put the reasons into fluent words. Sorry guys

GW27: Chelsea 2-0 Everton Arsenal 1-0 Sunderland Cardiff 2-1 Hull Man City 3-0 Stoke West Brom 1-0 Fulham West Ham 0-2 Southampton C Palace 1-1 Man Utd Liverpool 4-0 Swansea Newcastle 1-1 A Villa Norwich 0-2 Tottenham

Whoa, just noticed the latest postponement. It's getting a bit silly now and they could REALLY struggle.

Nice one, Bayern Ozil has struggled so much lately, I can't explain it.

Curbishley All those years planning his comeback and now this!

not really they have played Bayern after all Yeah but he completely dismissed the idea. It's not like Barca fluked a win tonight, they made City look poor.

That's the worst spelling of Jonathan I've ever seen

Strange comment from Kompany there.

Bastard

What a fucking tit Easy decision, Demichelis is still absolute ultraturd.

Very excited for this match, even without Aguero. I know a lot of first legs get nervy but are these two teams really capable of that? I'm going for a narrow Barca win.

Cheers for the tip

One of the lads on my podcast is a Norwich fan and HATES Hughton with a passion. He finally cracked last week and just went off on a rant - apoplectic with rage. I really hope he stays til the summer

Is there anywhere in the North East that might have beer from all 32 World Cup nations? It's for uni. Iran will probably be non-alcoholic.

America would be great, mind.

Extra fixtures Probably get another easy draw

Nice, so now NUFC can proceed with not buying him. Smashing.

Absolutely unforgivable if true. I've already stopped watching the games but this.....I wouldnt have the words for it, nor the amount of hatred I have for this club right now.

Hang on....WHAT?!?!?! How random. They're gone anyway, so it doesnt really matter.

I predict a shocking starting XI, players that don't give a shit, some lacklustre substitutions, comfortable defeat and a cheery "Pardew, give us a wave" chant.

I've almost lost all feeling about this team tbh. Ben Arfa is amazing and he's one of my all-time favourites but it doesn't really matter if he plays or not, does it? I'd sell every one of them tbh, without exception. The team doesn't care, the owner doesn't care and neither does the manager. It's a constant purgatory until we're put out of our misery one day but I don't think there's a light in this tunnel. Fuck them all.