Ketsbaia

And yet not one group of fans wants to claim him. It'd be almost sad if he wasn't such a cunt.

Worried now. Rooney and Van Persie need to play, 1-0 will do it. Still dont think they will though

Is it true that Northumbria Police have influenced our kick off time?

Bring in Hernandez or Kagawa for Giggs and it's an alright team. Solid defence, anyway.

Woop woop, that's the sounds of the police signing up.

That is perfect for the essay I finished five minutes ago Time to edit...

Fair play to both clubs there, even if walking hand-in-hand with them makes me vomit inside. It's hypocrisy for other derbies to kick off late, yet ours never goes past lunch.

Apparently JFK is seeing this lad tonight.

Cabral off to Genoa on loan. Well that went well

;D Amazing interviews there! Fucking hell....

I waited so, so long for Walcott's return. He comes back, makes up for lost time and then gets a six month injury. FML

Shame

I just worry about how Kinnear will deal with two Remys at the club.

Offer them Marveaux in exchange, I'd say.

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 5m Big Sam looks to improve West Ham's chances of going down by signing relegation specialist Roger Johnson. Maybe the Fletcher rumours are true.

The Blues' body language suggests defeat.

GW21: Hull 0-2 Chelsea Cardiff 1-0 West Ham Everton 2-1 Norwich Fulham 0-1 Sunderland Southampton 1-1 West Brom Tottenham 3-1 Crystal Palace Man Utd 2-0 Swansea Newcastle 0-2 Man City Stoke 1-1 Liverpool Aston Villa 1-2 Arsenal

We're still not winning a trophy so it may as well be Shefki Kuqi.

These are my targets for the season: - Beat the mackems (& their relegation) - Try and get 7th - Secure HBA to new contract (unlikely) - Sign Remy Thats it. Depressing, really.

Counting down the days until his release tbh, just like Alan Smith. I don't even laugh at his bike anymore, he's pathetic.

Glad it's acceptable to openly hate this prick again. But he's not going, the machine rolls on etc. I could go away for 2 years and we'd be in the same position upon my return. Very depressing.

Absolute fucking disgrace of a club, like. I'm sick of this. My parents were barely alive to see us last win a cup and I probably never will. But at least we get a bumper TV cheque and 8th-10th place, right? Fuck off glory, the jokes on everyone else.

So nobody wants a thrilling battle for 8th place? Each to their own, I guess.

We're still doing the fake commentary, right?

Pardew, Ashley and Kinnear will be having a few celebratory pints tonight. Bloody fantastic stuff.