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Yep, after the window shuts is a good time - there's still too many players that are up in the air. International break too, so plenty of chances for injuries.

Would love to get the greedy twat back, unfortunately. I see the board have done a 180 on loan deals, then.

That Toure injury might fuck up my whole team tbh. Knock-on effect being an early wildcard

Partizan was the beginning of the end. Who'd have thought that following success with just one signing would go wrong?

Its a good time to mention it because Saturday was one of his poorest for us. However, he's still one of the best I've ever seen in our shirt.

Mustapha look, see if he's any good....

Even if he was here and happy, I doubt he'd play this one anyway. Squad players ftw.

Soon I might double up on Spurs and bring in Paulinho. Apparently he had the most shots of any PL midfielder this week. Its only a matter of time!

£13.5m Fuck off, Arsenal.

Shreeves asked him about Bale and Moyes just had this coy grin, saying "we're always trying to sign the best players". He said neither yes nor no. So it's a yes

They're definitely in for Bale, like

Erm, Jose......you didnt get the job. You can stop buttering them up now.

24hrs ago my double sub looked to have paid off (Zabaleta & Sturridge for Ivanovic & Lukaku) but Ivan's clean sheet has ruined that. If I'd stuck with Lukaku, I'd have had Chester's clean sheet coming on from the bench. Lost out on a good 9pts probably.

Bet Rooney stays after tonight, like.

Class time for the camera to get Jose

Ooh unlucky. He's your Shola. Was even worse for Barca. They had to bring Neymar off the bench.

Mourinho benches Mata. Mental.

Didn't Rio Ferdinand injure himself whilst stretching for the remote from his sofa?

£10m plus Sigurdsson

I wonder why those Benfica fans suddenly stopped posting on here.

Levy vs Ashley: Pain at the Lane. We've waited years for this.

If they've agreed a fee with Real, I dunno why they'd even consider one from Man United. Get him out of the country.

On FM, Ayew's release fee is £15.75m and I think one of the French papers said something similar. But if they're now willing to go below that, we're probably looking at £10-12m. Fair price but we'll never do it.

Aulas will change his mind again in 10 minutes, probably. His words are a just a garlic-y noise.

He lost me to the point of no return during that awful November/December run last year. Listen, I know we'll be stuck with Kinnear and things may get even worse for this club, but I'm allowing myself one night of wild celebrations when Pardew finally goes. The cretin deserves to lose his job and that alone will be rejoiced, before I return to reality. Small victories.