Ketsbaia

Think this could be a good match

Very tidy player but we already knew that. I wonder what Pardew thinks.

I'd rather play with 10 men then ever see this abortion of a footballer in our colours. He's an embarassment.

Some comments about how if Gouffran scores, we're all going home happy. Oh well. That's my guess.

Well despite the 0-0, I thought there were positives to take from that, with one big negative. Positives: - Better than last season's equivalent. - Defence looked mostly solid. - Sissoko looks much better in midfield than he did in the hole. - Anita was very tidy, whilst Sammy put in a good shift from the bench. Negatives: - 17 shots, 0 on target. That is absolutely staggering. - Shola Ameobi - Ben Arfa wasn't at his best today, his shots were wild and he often did too much. But overall, I'm not flipping over tables tonight.

Bent's debut goal was Xisco-esque.

Can't wait for this meltdown...

3 vs 2 in midfield, with midget Anita against Diame. Marveaux on the wing, instead of central. Shola up front.

Don't pretend you're not F5'ing the page every 10 seconds

Apparently the rule of thumb is: rebounds are assists, deflections aren't. So Hazard vs Villa was given, whilst Dzeko for Silva's goal wasn't. I think. Possibly.

Assist for Walcott

It'd be a big shame because isn't Bradley meant to be very good now? He could and should do better than Nagasaki-on-Wear.

At the stage now where the NUFC match is my least favourite part of the weekend. I dread it from a distance.

Soldado or Silva as captain. Tough one

Those two minutes in the Uruguay vs Ghana game were so dramatic. Shout out goes to Martin O'Neill insulting Robbie Williams on BBC in '98.

Superb news to come back home to. The party continues...

Growing up with parents who don't really like football, Euro 96 was my introduction and I caught the bug. Absolutely loved it. Cheering on England, with Shearer as the hero. Then a few weeks later he signs for Newcastle! I thought football would always be this easy and have been comprehensively proved wrong ever since So yeah, definitely Shearer for me.

Must be extreme if I'm feeling sorry for Spurs. I still wish we were them though

November/December 2012

You think Mata's better than Rooney? I do, tbh. I know that Rooney has done it for longer but based on right now I'd rather have Mata.

I'm a Mourinho fanboy but if he lets Mata go, then he's lost the plot. One of the best players in the league being used as bait for Wayne fucking Rooney

Just noticed that Dummett has been added at 4.0m

x100

Around here he's bigger than Pavarotti

Nah, but they have Man Utd then a blank week. Zaba has Cardiff and Hull.