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Amelia Lily's one of us, man - she'll probably take a dump on the SoL pitch. Good girl If anyone criticises or takes the piss out of her, you'd better watch your letterbox marra.

It's all a cover up

41 points, finishing 13th.

She must have a fantastic personality.

Oh dear, what a shame.

We'll win this one too.

Gareth Bale is a prick. That is all.

Cabaye's a captain in all but name now. He's the one they all look up to, he's the one giving encouragement and he's the one selling the club to whoever listens. An absolute class act. And he's ours

Definitely. In full flow - with no injuries - this team is capable of beating anyone. Hopefully we show this next season.

Imagine if it was Wilfried Bony!

Mata, Walcott, Sagna and Fellaini all delivered for me. Just can't believe I did another awful transfer - Onuoha came in, didn't play, QPR kept a clean sheet. FML.

Big performance from Super Stevie today

LOL

Sissoko deservedly gets the plaudits but Gouffran is quietly looking very impressive, that price is staggering.

The perfect gif for that feeling

Things have escalated rather quickly.

One of the best NUFC matches I've seen for a while, WOW! I thought we'd throw it away again but then The Moose told the world who he is and we finally came from behind to win. Great atmosphere, great win, great day - the new lads must have loved that! To top it off, we got a headed goal by Jonas 'Invalid' Gutierrez. Fan-fucking-tastic stuff

The man, the monster, the legend. What an ovation! What an incredible talent we have! Great scenes for that winner but we have an exceptional player on our hands Can't wait to see him again.

I can see why Pardew's done that but I'd still like to have seen Yanga-Mbiwa and Marveaux start.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder Could hear the boos for Demba Ba getting off the bus from the Press room... #nufc

I was confident of points but now I'm thinking it'll be another valiant defeat. Demba to score, of course.

I'd rather be a tweep than a twitterian.

This morning I put in Onuoha and already it's a disaster - Harry decided to drop him. Stupid game.

Yes sir, it's Debuchy It's the Matt Debuchy song It's Debuchy Buchy-wooshie All night long

1, 2, 4, 10, 11, 12, 14 and 20 are exactly me That's ridiculous