Ketsbaia

We're still not going down. It's only January 14th.

If he's changed his mind tonight, he can still change it again although that is probably unlikely. Just get Yo and Hatem on the phone to him.... Actually I was never bothered about Remy himself, even though we are desperate for forwards. If you have faith in the board being shit scared of relegation and urgently buying players, we'll be fine. Just like we said with Hoilett, if you pick QPR over Newcastle, we don't want your attitude anyway.

Unforunately it looks like it's started. I'm not normally the level-headed one either....

We can't laugh at the mackems paying for Cisse's flight anymore

Suicide watch on here tonight, like. How about we just wait and see what happens, there's still ages to go and the board have shown a surprising urgency to get deals done. We'll have a plan B, C and D.

He's had a medical for us too though, hasn't he?

I think it's a decent indication of how the players viewed the transfer activity in the summer. Seems clear to me that they believe this season has been negatively affected by it. My only hope is that the club learn from it. Hopefully this January will discard that negativity. Maybe this month can get the players believing again.

Awwww, Hatem

He'll love us even more if we speak French to him.

He'll be the 2nd best Vegard to play for the wallpushers, after the legendary Heggem.

Before joining us at the age of 24, Tiote was a bit-part player with a small reputation. He had one brilliant season for us and been underwhelmig since. So I think "Which is the real Tiote?" is a valid question.

61 with Cole and Mata © to play. Flying up the leagues now, 18th in the N-O....finally some good weeks!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznnxiW50V1qdq5u6.gif Got plenty of time, might type it in the form of a sonnet.

A few months ago on FM, I started a Newcastle game where I only bought players we'd been strongly linked with. In came Mbiwa, Sissoko and Tom Ince. The only player to break this? Jones Okore. Suddenly we're being linked to him. True story.

Whichever gets him here.

But in his first sentence he said he's very happy here. What's the problem?

Mark's brother ? UVAVU It's Mbabu and it's actually us that signed him

Me and WBCP have a mate who's been on this all weekend, the same song. Can you imagine 40,000 adult inbred men hitting Whitney's high notes?

Vallecano? Hmmm - what part of France is Spain in?

He'd be their best player in quite a while, it'd be awful to see. Our French lads will just need to put a word in, hopefully.

I like this one

Man City will crush these, thankfully.

Tiote the destroyer, Cabaye the metronome and Anita/Sissoko the box-to-box player.

I pretty much agree with this, though I'll add a point in the derby.