Ketsbaia

Mancini said Kompany only has a 2% chance of playing.

At times like this I'm so grateful for Ashley....

So instead of merely getting destroyed on Saturday, we'll be getting destroyed without any attacking intentions. Can't wait

2 or 3 signings? New contract for Ba, new contract for Ranger and maybe a youth player.

We have so many shite chants, like. Creativity went right out of the window.

Sounded a grim game but Reading are turboturd. This is just like our win last week. One of us will be in the relegation zone by New Year

Fuck this shit. Ok, this turned out well. Captain Fletcher got 14, Cuellar got 10.

Fuck this shit.

Didnt you hear what would happen if we ever exceed 10 purples? Chaos all over the club....cant be having that.

Each pass looks laboured, each step looks awkward, each header looks embarassing. This 'footballer' has no redeeming features and I am sick of the sight of him tbh.

I really, really dont like Pardew

We'll not go down but that shouldnt excuse an abysmal season.

Liability is putting it mildly. He's consistently awful these days.

Thought we deserved a point in the end but Willo would never let that happen. Ah well, on to Saturday.

I never understood the Kluivert criticisms when he was here. In my childhood naivity, he always seemed mint.

If Fletcher doesnt play tomorrow, I'm getting 17 extra points. I'm sure Marty will find a way to give him 5 minutes....

Wizard's sleeve.

HBA centrally will be great when we get a good right back.

Hatem, your love is reciprocated.

Alan Pardew says... *white noise*.

I'm actually quite optimistic for this match. Berbatov will have his way with us but I think we have more than enough talent to cause them problems too. I'll go with 2-2.

That is such a scary amount of goals. Most likely, the only player that will ever be able to break that record is Messi himself. He's not human, he's the best there's ever been.

Somewhere in London tonight, Hatem will have a little smile on his face.

cheap and cheerful for beer pong. is the table still in one piece? that was so much fun.

That makes sense. I cant remember the last time something good happened on my team.