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Yeah if it gets to deadline day and we've got nobody, I'd be fine with Klasnic. Better than nothing but he's also better than the Kuqi, Lovenkrands, Xisco and Ranger of recent years.

Q. What aftershave do you use? A I don't get it! I had someone ask me that at Wimbledon. And I'm not going to tell you!!!!!! Brilliant

Nearly on page 1000! Make these last posts count.

I've thought too much about my team now, it keeps changing. If Van Persie goes to Man Utd, I'm not putting Rooney in. If Dempsey stays or Adebayor joins Spurs, I'll consider it. Dunno whether to go for a heavy hitting midfield or forward line. AAARRRGGGHHH!!

How do they work then? The theory is that he doesn't actually need them, he just wears them for the frames. Lady trap. Surely they would be without lenses, without frames wouldn't really work Pards defies logic, I'm just saying what I saw.

He is one of us, to be fair. But they're just in denial Anita would be a better left back than Ward.

How do they work then? The theory is that he doesn't actually need them, he just wears them for the frames. Lady trap.

As long as Pards brings his frameless glasses, it's in the bag.

Almost £30m on Fletcher, McGeady and Ward? Holy shit, even Liverpool would hesitate

Spurs dont need M'Vila at all and they should probably be in for Llorente. Be well jealous of them though, even if that leaves Remy for us.

Oh yeah. I completely forgot he existed.

Wives give out sex three times a year, unlike footballers. No wonder there'd be stress.

There's a website dedicated to piecing together the clues but I think they gave up.

There was a time when Man City brought up Richards, Onuoha, Flood and Ireland together. Around the time of SWP too. Then there was Sturridge. Shame that its been pushed to the back now theyre rich.

Might have a commemorative drink tonight to celebrate.

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Tony Pele Hibbert? If they plan on moving him up front, maybe we should sell them Simpson.

So because of this red card, they're gonna switch from Azpilicueta to Debuchy? Aye ok.

Every time Savic plays, he looks terrible.

1878 and Neil: what you want and expect Moyes to do with that money (assuming he gets most of it)?

Wow, talk about being out of the blue. I guess that means Baines is staying now and Everton have money to buy 3 or 4. Is Rodwell actually that good or is it still about potential?

Eh, how's it baffling? I don't get this. Man Utd trying to keep up with the likes of Man City and Chelsea so they sign last season's player of the year to help them on their way. Good fit for both sides if his fitness stays the way of last season and not the way of a lot of his career before that. i don't get how he's excited ? Well I don't like Man United either, but they're miles ahead of us whether they buy Van Persie or not. As a football fan, I may as well enjoy seeing two world-class players become strike partners. And they were already fine up front. They scored plenty of goals last season, so that wasn't the problem. At the end of the day they were a Sergio Aguero 94th minute goal away from being champions.

Rotation. Two of those expensive, top class midfielders on the bench all the time. And that's forgetting the young careers of Cleverley, Hernandez and Welbeck. Meanwhile, Rafael will play at right back.

It's a baffling signing, although I'm excited at the prospect of Rooney and RvP together. How will he fit Kagawa, Nani, Young and Valencia around that though? Even just three of those...

Positive comments from Debuchy, then. I really think he'll leave them, hopefully it's to us. Need to hurry up though.