Ketsbaia

Wanting chelsea to win in the cups, lose in the league. 5th is possible (sort of).

I like that shirt, mind. Stylish and a bit different.

So he's admitted in court that he conducts transfer business whilst driving? On his mobile phone? Otherwise that wouldn't be a problem.

Isn't Onuoha on 80k too? God knows what they gave Zamora and Cisse.

Hopefully the collapse (by their standards) starts here......

BANHAMMER!!!!!!

i'd like to claim all credit for it. some people jinx things, while i anti-jinx them.

5-3 Parcelona, great goal mate.

I know Europe doesn't depend on 6th/7th, but that's a 5 point gap over Liverpool with no games in hand now. Fantastic stuff.

Trololololol Liverpool. Trolo-fucking-lol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reverse Psychology

Spurs are still a mess though.

Ok maybe things are starting to improve. Get in, City!!!

Spurs are funny Harry will do the "I've taken them as far as I can" trick before running to Wembley.

Do scores ever go our way? Pissed off at this, like.

Ronaldinho's debut goal against Sevilla was one of my favourite goals ever. Masterful stuff. Putting a bet on Tevez to score tonight too.

Are the rumours true that Pennywell is hosting Classtonbury this year?

Not being Steve Brewwwwse is a big help too.

World Cup or not, watching Maradona & Pele play would never make me feel the way Messi does. Watching him is just pure joy.

The Tiote & Krul story made the Puyol/Saylor swap look credible.

The reality is they're a completely average team with an average manager and have been overachieving for a while. Still fancy them to reach the cup final though.

On this week's 4-hour World Football Phone In (wooohoo) they mentioned this class player at Groningen, cant remember his name. Also spoke about Corgnet and how we're becoming a more attractive option than Arsenal to french-based players.

If Pardew plays a formation that actually suits our players, Cabaye would shine. As it is, we get glimpses but he can only do so much. Hopefully we'll replace Simpson/Willo with good players that enable us to change. We're 6th without playing anywhere near our potential.

I think tonight confirms we'll finish above them thanks to the Ketsbaia Inequality (if point gap > games left, they'll not catch up).