Ketsbaia

I'd rather play Nile Ranger than this lazy, vile, disgraceful, emotionless, motionless, pathetic excuse of a footballer. Wish he'd just fuck off.

Disgraceful attitude by our players. We clearly had no intention of winning that because - despite Brighton being awful - we showed no desire and no effort. Can't believe we lost to that.

It reminds me of his reaction when Ghana missed that penalty.

Maybe we can sneak in talks with Dunk today....

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/01/28/newcastle-rivals-join-race-for-wilfried-zaha-72703-30215055/2/#ixzz1klKCpH4G

Park 1-1

Even when Carroll does things right, he still looks awkward doing it.

I hate seeing happy racists

His face has vaginal properties

Horrible fans, they truly are.

Two hateable managers with two hateable teams....but we begrudgingly want Liverpool to win, yes?

I think I've played football before. Hmmm.

It was one of the best performances we've ever had, mind. I can understand the reasoning.

Horses don't talk.

This'll be a deadline day deal. Watford haven't told us to stay away, he wants to join us......it'll happen for a fee less than they want. And it's another tool for our toolbox. Against tall strikers, go with Willo and against fast strikers (Fulham, WBA) go with Mariappa.

If we're paying his wages theres no point, but symbolically it'd be great news. A 2 division drop!!!

Saw a random talking head (may have been some type of sports lawyer?) on SSN and he mentioned a threshold of less than 10% of games. Let's hope Alan Smith was watching SSN.

On Coronation Street, Peter Barlow said he was going up to Sunderland and went "Whey aye man" to which his wife laughed and said "That's a lousy Geordie accent". http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/mar2009/9/5/newcastle-united-fans-386013878.jpg

Wonder why they call it a loan, in that case. If they can't afford all the transfer fee now they can just do it in installments.

Especially as QPR are buying their way out of trouble, so it's basically 3 from Bolton, Wigan, Blackburn and Wolves.

That'd be like Victor Moses going to a club like Wigan......oh.

Can't wait to see them justify this signing as anything but the awful embarassment it is.

Mariappa can apparently play RB. Orange or Green? (FM reference!)

They can fuck off for £4m, like. Ridgewell can be bought for half of that and he play in TWO positions.

That is actually worse than Heskey. Amazing stuff, if true.