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Because he'd be good to bring on, which goes against everything Pardew stands for.

We're unstoppable, nobody can beat us and we're gonna win the league. Bring in Santon and HBA for Raylor and Best and we're flying.

9 point gap. Lush.

Those subs were a disgrace, like. What was a comfortable win now looks like 'another lucky win for overachieving Newcastle'.

88th minute and Dzeko comes on. Thanks to Mancini, my 1st sub cant come in. Tool.

Yay another bore hole to fit!!!

Despite Enrique going, two great things have happened to Jonas. He now has competition to keep him on his toes and teams cant afford to double mark him with Obertan, Cabaye and Ben Arfa around.

Every player I'm planning on putting in soon is going right up in value - Silva, Adebayor and now Enrique.

Ouch

Depends if Kelvin Henry isn't playing.

At least theres another set of fans that know the truth about Nolan. Listening to the media you'd think we'd lost Xavi. I'm still staggered that some of them think we're worse than last season and are going to struggle. Love him for the hat-trick but it was the best time to sell.

Might be embarassing, but rightly they'd rather have people there than empty seats.

I keep thinking I cant love him any more, then another article turns up I think he's already my favourite NUFC player

Well apparantly Rooney and Hernandez are now fit to play tomorrow.

Apart from somebody buying out Mike A***ey, a Colo contract is probably the best news we could get.

This is an original. To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar: There he is Demba Ba How many goals has he got so far?

If you're lifting posts from RTG, at least credit the guy....

Don't Spurs want Ancelotti? None of the top clubs would be after Benitez so if he's out of the game much longer he might lower his sights. But yeah they probably couldn't meet his demands.

described as "on agenda" too

Worried that Rafa Benitez is still unemployed and wants to come to England. Its perhaps unrealistic, but if they blind him with 'ambition' he might just do it. BREWSE IN!!!

Thanks Neil, might keep him in and bring in Nani this week. Definitely going to use the wildcard after this international break. Hoping for: GK: Given, Mignolet DEF: P Jones, Bosingwa, Kompany, S Taylor, Enrique MID: Nani, Silva, Ramsey, Cabaye, A N Other FOR: Rooney, Adebayor, Best Looked affordable last week but loads of values have shot up.

What are the chances of Dzeko starting this weekend? I know City rotate and he started the last 2 games (when Balotelli scored), but Tevez won't play. Just gonna bench Rooney and will bring in Nani this week before his price spirals even more out of control.

Tevez is a twat. Problem is, whilst City would love to have him rot in the stands, money will win and they'll have to sell him. Which is exactly what he wants. Player power

things will calm down in the morning, mimi. don't go.

But..but...football is a universal language.