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A hat-trick from my captain Rooney, a great game from Charlie Adam, assist for Cabaye and a clean sheet for Shay Given. Good week.

Maybe he'd Sky+ it.....too busy uploading his jail photos onto facebook.

Yeah I agree with him. Also, end the deadline at the start of August whilst starting it immediately at the end of the season.

Should've made Charlie Adam captain, although hopefully Rooney can vindicate that against Arsenal. 4 have played so far, 19 points (although Adam will get bonuses).

Always defended him because i think he can be a good player. But no,thats it for him now. Goodbye.

As an advocate of signing him, i'd be chuffed with this. Hope to god its true!

So by signing Parker, Spurs now have The Greatest Player In The World © and The Second Greatest Player In The World ©. Next stop - global domination! (thats Bale and Parker, for those that don't follow the English media)

Thanks, kidda

No thats because of the bank holiday with transfer window. When is this deadline day? Does Bank Holiday Monday push it back a day?

I've never seen a new signing look so gutted to be there. It feels strange to see him somewhere else. Although he was good last season, I don't think we'd need him as much this time. Once a target for his crosses left and we found a better set piece taker, whats left? We'll definitely cope, although I love the guy. He does some really stupid things that we can now admire from afar. His plan to tempt a contract from us backfired. Onwards and upwards!

I think ultimately this will seal the deal. We know he doesn't really want to be there, but it'll happen.

Don't be a helmet Joey. Give us that trophy and leave on a high.

I reckon we'll work hard on Maiga and Roux and when it gets to the final day we'll scattergun a few bids for Bendtner, Sturridge (loan), Papiss Cisse and others.

If Enrique was English, we'd have got £15m for him.

There could easily be one more twist here. He clearly doesn't want to go there. But it wont be like those airport scenes in films: "Joey, don't leave. We've changed our minds. Sign our contract". I hope he just stays here for the year as planned, that'd be a great scenario for us right now.

Group A is absolutely delicious.....feel sorry for Napoli though. Can't wait for those matches, although the prospect of BATE vs Victoria Plzen fascinates me.

This happens every day with almost every transfer and we're the ones that'll get in trouble? Typical NUFC. Fuck Charlton, man - stop whining and grow up.

World class tonight. The future for Tim is so bloody exciting and Liverpool are gonna have a great goalie on their hands.

Very impressed with him tonight. He really is ready for the Premier League and I hope Pardew gives him a chance. In Krul, Ferguson, Vuckic and Sammeobi we have some real talent. Ranger too, if he gas a major turnaround.

I'm not prone to exaggeration, but Sammeobi is the best player to ever pull on the Black and White.

He blatantly isn't sold on QPR, don't know whether to feel sorry for him or not.

Pfft, I guess he'll do

Yep, great news. It'd royally piss me off if he gets in straight away after leaving us.

Finally the Roux links! After a summer of me going on about him there's finally talk! To be honest, I think he's better than Maiga and he has a great future in the game. Would be very happy to sign him. Hoarau is really good, but just not what we need and he's closer to the PSG team than Erdinc was so I doubt he'd be interested yet.

Spot on. Its unbelievable that he's interested and yet you know we'll mess this up.